Awkward and Intimacy: THIS DOESN'T FEEL NICE… OHHH

THIS DOESN'T FEEL NICE… OHHH

By SplishSplash - 01/09/2013 01:21 - United States

Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to be bounced roughly up and down on the water. As a result, I had the most intense orgasm of my entire life, while sitting 2 inches away from my dad's friend. He definitely noticed. FML

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Good vibrations

By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML

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Isn't that, like, a crime?

By Dan - 22/09/2024 14:00 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, while swimming in a lake, I was feeling frisky so I dropped my swimsuit and went underwater and masturbated. After I came, I resurfaced and saw two girls giggling. With their goggles they'd seen the whole thing. FML

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Ski me to heaven

By Frostbitten - 27/02/2013 03:00 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML

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You deserved it 6 125

By OG Pinecone - 23/07/2019 20:11 - United States - Englewood

Today, I was hanging with friends up at my best friend's cabin. We were in his hot tub cracking jokes when he told one that sent me into a fit of hysterics. He tried to shut me up by splashing water on me. It worked, because when I jerked my head to the side, I dislocated a rib. FML

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Little shit

By fuck kids - 06/06/2013 18:24 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turdwaffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML

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Orange river splashing

By nightwalker2253 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Orange

Today, I was floating on a river with some friends when I accidentally splashed one of their girlfriends in the face. She started crying and everyone gave me the silent treatment for the rest of the trip. We are all 26 years-old. FML

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Sea legs

By have it your way - 29/04/2014 19:13 - United States - Rochester

Today, during a boat trip with my boyfriend's family, I got seasick and went to the side of the boat to puke. A current rocked the boat so badly that I fell overboard, prompting a panicked rescue and my boyfriend's mom muttering that I'm a pathetic attention whore. FML

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By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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False alarm

By dirtyhands - 18/02/2009 23:01 - United States

Today, I was masturbating on my inflatable air mattress that squeaks when you move. Suddenly, my mom burst into my room to ask if I was okay because she thought the squeaking was me crying. I ripped my hands from my pants and turned on my side; she walked over and grabbed my hands to console me. FML

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You deserved it 62 912

By duckwater - 01/03/2010 06:43 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML

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AnOriginalName 19

Sunday 1 September 2013 8:34

Talk about getting wet...

flashback.miss 28

Sunday 1 September 2013 8:32

Jeez, hopefully he'll understand and not bring it up.

Comments

LiterOfCola 16

Sunday 1 September 2013 8:47

I guess it truly is the "motion of the ocean"

WingedApollo 12

Sunday 1 September 2013 9:10

I can't say either way that your life sucks or that you deserved it. Life is too short not to ****** while getting thrashed in the water lol

dewberry2001 25

Sunday 1 September 2013 9:33

Truer words have never been spoken

evalu8tor 12

Sunday 1 September 2013 9:15

If he's a normal older guy, especially if he watched you grow up, he's not interested in you sexually nor is he interested in embarrassing you. Speaking for older guys, we are well aware that younger people have sex and sexual reactions, and its no big deal from our perspective. So relax, it's unlikely he will ever bring it up or talk to anyone about what he saw.

TheDrifter 23

Sunday 1 September 2013 16:25

Not to mention that, as her father's friend, she's off limits and mentioning anything sexual he might have noticed about her to anyone in their circle of friends is in very poor taste. Chances are that, beyond a leading joke about enjoying the boat ride it will never be mentioned again.

Hypnotic5206 10

Sunday 1 September 2013 9:28

thats naughty lol

dewberry2001 25

Sunday 1 September 2013 9:32

Curious as to how he would have noticed. OP?

Caitie_kid 8

Sunday 1 September 2013 11:16

It's usually pretty darn noticeable when someone has an ******...

Dilwann 27

Sunday 1 September 2013 11:40

No, it's not. Unless she is a screamer.

Sal_G_63 5

Sunday 1 September 2013 12:28

Or a squirter

Yakostovian 18

Sunday 1 September 2013 20:01

Orgasms are not easy to hide. Easy to fake, but not easy to hide.

molliciousj 19

Sunday 1 September 2013 9:34

Are you a boy or a girl? If you're a boy then yes, he definitely noticed and tried to avoid your cum stream. If you're a girl, just be proud, I'm just jealous of your capabilities. Heh.

annie_nk 22

Sunday 1 September 2013 9:41

On the app, there's a little symbol by the username. It's the symbol for Venus. Hence, OP is female.

dawood_k 27

Sunday 1 September 2013 9:55

Damn rubber always gets blamed... Pretty sure you can't wait to get back on the water again!

BiaBauer 29

Sunday 1 September 2013 10:10

Why FYL OP? I think that was awesome! :D

str1kepa1n 16

Sunday 1 September 2013 10:36

Double edged sword?

perdix 29

Sunday 1 September 2013 13:01

Your dad's friend will tell you that you could have an even better one if you got two inches closer to him -- provided he's not exaggerating about his length ;)