Friends, Awkward, AITA and Miscellaneous: Orange river splashing

Orange river splashing

By nightwalker2253 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Orange

Today, I was floating on a river with some friends when I accidentally splashed one of their girlfriends in the face. She started crying and everyone gave me the silent treatment for the rest of the trip. We are all 26 years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Bellevue

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML

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By imbx - 13/04/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool. When I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2022 22:00

Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML

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By River - 18/07/2015 04:08 - Oranjestad

Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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By OG Pinecone - 23/07/2019 20:11 - United States - Englewood

Today, I was hanging with friends up at my best friend's cabin. We were in his hot tub cracking jokes when he told one that sent me into a fit of hysterics. He tried to shut me up by splashing water on me. It worked, because when I jerked my head to the side, I dislocated a rib. FML

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Pirate move

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Today, I was kayaking with my friend. We figured it'd be awesome if I jumped from my kayak straight into his. Sounded good in theory. One flipped kayak, a pair of lost glasses, and a humiliating swim back to shore later, I'm starting to think it wasn't the best idea. FML

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Brat summer

By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML

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By Sloppy Cashmere - 09/05/2016 21:26 - United States - Bemidji

Today, I visited a waterpark with friends. At one point, a woman floating near me suddenly says to me, "How are you doing, honey?" Instinctively, I replied, "I'm well". The woman gave me a strange look and I turned around to find she was talking to her child directly behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2022 09:00 - United Kingdom - Southsea

Today, I met an old school friend at a leisure centre swimming pool. We talked for a while and then walked to the end of the pool. Suddenly, out of nowhere, she kneed me in the nuts and pushed me into the water. Once I got up from the water, she told me It was for being mean to her at school. FML

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You deserved it 900

writerchic85 25

Monday 16 November 2015 17:50

Buy them all pacifiers at the next pit stop

Steve95401 49

Monday 16 November 2015 17:52

These 26 year olds sound more like Middle Schoolers.

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ruckfules85 34

Monday 16 November 2015 17:45

Why'd she come if she's scared of water?

yeahsciencebitch 7

Monday 16 November 2015 20:29

To be fair, no one said she's afraid of the water. There could be lots of reasons.

helptheorphans 17

Monday 16 November 2015 22:03

Probably just a spoiled brat... (I know they are 26 but some people never change)

MrConfusion 21

Tuesday 17 November 2015 6:14

Just to rain on their parade

nobody3597 6

Friday 20 November 2015 20:30

To most likely show off her bikini.

Naatya__fml 25

Friday 3 June 2016 12:51

She is not scared of water, he just ruined her makeup, that's all ^^

thinman12345 16

Tuesday 13 August 2024 1:41

Didn’t want her facepaint to melt.

Fyrepower 23

Monday 16 November 2015 17:45

oh, well that went swimmingly...

UnluckyLatina 22

Tuesday 17 November 2015 8:09

Just keep swimming OP

WolfsScar 15

Monday 16 November 2015 17:48

Should've splashed her again.. nobody would've known she was crying.

w0nderwh4t 14

Monday 16 November 2015 17:49

Immaturity ftw

oiler 21

Monday 16 November 2015 17:49

Atleast you didnt push her in?

JustinJK 21

Monday 16 November 2015 18:16

I would have after that

JazzHandsFML 28

Monday 16 November 2015 18:42

she was floating IN the water

Mossyoak_kw 28

Monday 16 November 2015 19:54

@24 No, she was floating ON the water.

pd2902 22

Monday 16 November 2015 17:49

Hopefully the trip wasn't much longer, but that sounds quite childish of them :/

writerchic85 25

Monday 16 November 2015 17:50

Buy them all pacifiers at the next pit stop

Waxwell 21

Monday 16 November 2015 17:51

She wasn't used to water, you're from California after all

killigan 12

Monday 16 November 2015 23:49

What a savage

King_of_Cha0s 12

Tuesday 17 November 2015 17:18

Ouch, that one stings

xTommytheGUNx 15

Thursday 19 November 2015 1:59

ill get the burn ointment

dramaelf 37

Monday 16 November 2015 17:51

Why? Is she the Wicked Witch of the West?

bella_nana347 23

Monday 16 November 2015 17:52

Plot twist: She's the Wicked Witch and was scared she'd start melting

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