Love: This is me

This is me

By EchoDearEcho - 04/02/2010 14:52 - Australia

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML

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By Karim - 12/12/2012 05:29 - France - Aix-en-provence

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML

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Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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By isaacBENNETT - 17/03/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML

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Dad jokes, part #23556

By ashamed - 28/10/2019 02:00

Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML

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Respect

By angry - 23/12/2016 22:20 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, I came out as lesbian and introduced my new girlfriend to my family. My mom angrily told me that I should have waited until my grandparents had died before coming out, and that I was "extremely disrespectful" for making this announcement. I honestly thought everyone would be fine with it. FML

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You deserved it 1 166

By teriyaki124 - 21/03/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML

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Casual homophobia

By GuyWhoCameOutFinally - 25/10/2022 16:00 - Netherlands - Eindhoven

Today, I came out to my parents and siblings as gay. They were very accepting and asked me why I waited until I was 25 to do so. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was their own homophobic remarks that kept me closeted since I realized it at 14, and that a previous coming-out to a parent was dismissed as 'a phase'. FML

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By Asterisk1009 - 29/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML

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Coming out

By Anonymous - 19/11/2022 10:00

Today, I told my mom that I’m a lesbian. She was fine with it, supported me 100%, and it was a huge relief, until she followed up with, “Until you find a husband, then you’ll obviously have to stop all that.” The reason I even told her is because my girlfriend just proposed to me, and we’re engaged. FML

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caancoha 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 20:12

I'm afraid this will happen when I meet my girlfriend's parents. I'm sorry, OP.

Anteezy 7

Thursday 4 February 2010 20:19

She thought you had the past relationships to piss off your dad as well.

Comments

usarmy88 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 20:57

then being straight is also a choice

asdjkl0909 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 21:00

I don't get it.

uriel538 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 21:02

truth is your not gay, and you will some day realize it. gay is a choice, and a very stupid one at that. go for a dude, and dudes go for a girl. this crap about gays is reaalllyy annoying. you simply cannot be attracted to someone who has the same things... just flat out dumb

wienerwagon 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 21:07

Maybe I'm getting the wrong vibes here, but it seems like what you're saying is that you have strong urges to become intimate with other men and it's totally not gay because you resist those urges? Sounds like somebody needs to come out of the closet.

alex1432 9

Thursday 4 February 2010 21:11

alzhiemers much???

shmikey 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 21:12

people are born gay. you are just one of those ignorant homophobic closeted fools that are ruining the world

EricaAnnihilate 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 21:22

Homosexuality isn't an addiction or disease, fail on you. I'm not ADDICTED to being a lesbian, it's just who I am. Why would I CHOOSE to have my "friends" and family disown me? I'm sick of people like you telling me who I am.