Cars and Transportation: This ol' truck

This ol' truck

By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML

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By mrs14 - 11/09/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 05:51

Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML

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By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anon - 30/01/2019 00:00

Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 14:00

Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 12:20 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

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By Ouch - 22/05/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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Leptailurus 0

Friday 28 August 2009 7:22

This is why you never... EVER... leave the keys in the ignition when you get out of the car.

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 28 August 2009 7:35

Who the **** puts their phone on top of their car when they're getting in? Don't most people have it in their pocket or in their bag?

Comments

Scotticus117 11

Friday 28 August 2009 18:58

as soon as i finished reading this FML, i was thinking, this had to be a woman. guess what i was right! lol

wtfjusthappened1 0

Friday 28 August 2009 19:22

as soon as i finished reading your comment, i was thinking, this is an ignorant, sexist man with no life, and guess what, i was right!

AshleyRose784 0

Friday 28 August 2009 19:07

at least you had your phone back to call help, not a big deal

wtfjusthappened1 0

Friday 28 August 2009 19:24

OP, there is this magical thing called a spare key, you should get one

telo_fml 0

Friday 28 August 2009 19:53

call a lock smith dumb ass

Sammara 0

Friday 28 August 2009 20:44

Yeah...I've done that. On my way to an honors students meeting.

Skullcrusher 5

Friday 28 August 2009 20:50

What a space cadet!

the_stereotype 0

Friday 28 August 2009 21:19

i'm going to go with the consensus, at least you had your phone and it didn't get run over or broken or anything. you just have to wait a while for someone to get your door open for you. i would rather have done that than lost my phone. but still FYL

IamSpartacus 0

Friday 28 August 2009 21:35

Except that anyone with a brain on this website that wants their comment to actually be seen needs push their way to the top. Survival of the fittest :)