Intimacy: Three's company

Three's company

By cllutz - 07/02/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, I found out my husband is sleeping with my best friend. The best part? We all just signed a 12-month essentially non-breakable lease on a house together. FML

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You deserved it 5 154

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By wow - 27/05/2013 16:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 270

You deserved it 3 814

Crossroads

By Anonymous - 12/03/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, my husband of nearly a decade told me he's been sleeping with his best friend for a year, and also a couple times with my best friend. Marriage destroyed. Life in shambles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 806

You deserved it 94

By scared and alone - 13/03/2015 18:47 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 498

You deserved it 2 922

Sneaking around

By Katlego Maduma - 23/03/2021 22:59

Today, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me with his girl bestie for 4 years. I also found out he's been having threesomes with his male bestie. Both people have been around me and my family this entire time. We've been married for 15 years. Joke's on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 419

You deserved it 171

Time to move

By Anonymous - 22/02/2023 02:00

Today, I found out the guy I consider my best friend has had a girlfriend for the past year, and they have been living together for the past 7 months. He and I have been having unprotected sex for the past 4 and a half years, and have even talked about having kids together. I only found out because I'll be their new roommate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 751

You deserved it 635

Landlords are scum

By Anonymous - 16/12/2019 19:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my landlord is sleeping with my girlfriend, and he won’t let me out of my lease. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 505

You deserved it 159

Secrecy

By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 22:30 - South Africa

Today, I found out my husband of one year has been renting his old batchelor's apartment in secret, because he is unsure if he wants to stay married to me, and we are broke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 137

You deserved it 108

By anonymous - 03/12/2009 06:55 - United States

Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 773

You deserved it 82 697

Bizarre Love Triangle

By Anonymous - 07/10/2021 05:00

Today, I was told by my boyfriend and best friend that they have feelings for each other. I also just found I was pregnant. We have 16 months left of our 18 month lease. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 293

You deserved it 181

By Renée - 25/08/2018 03:30

Today, I found out that my husband lied a few nights ago and was actually drinking with another woman at her house until after midnight. This woman is his best friend’s ex-fiancée, and she's been hitting on my husband for as long as I can remember. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 130

You deserved it 230

TheRealStewie 0

Monday 7 February 2011 8:59

The lease might not be breakable... but her legs sure are.

dark_path 0

Monday 7 February 2011 8:45

that sucks OP. another reason to believe that there is only one person you can trust, it's yourself.

Comments

jwickers1 0

Monday 7 February 2011 9:38

How do you have no idea something like is going on?? you definitely deserved it.

shaytards_fml 9

Monday 7 February 2011 9:39

I smell divorce :)

Kelita 0

Monday 7 February 2011 10:55

I smell a Bitch.

JERZBornNRaised 7

Monday 7 February 2011 22:39

kelita i love you hahahahahahahahahahaha i smell it too tho.. hmmm wonder which girl it can be

shaytards_fml 9

Monday 7 February 2011 9:40

I smell divorce :)

shaytards_fml 9

Monday 7 February 2011 9:40

I smell divorce :)

shaytards_fml 9

Monday 7 February 2011 9:40

I smell divorce :)

cowboyy_fml 0

Monday 7 February 2011 9:45

give him a ******* and bite his dick off.. or get one of those fake strap on dicks and shove it down his throat so hard he will regret doing it.!!!!!!!!!!!

kcnutt10 1

Monday 7 February 2011 10:13

What the hell is wrong with you?!? You're all about biting someone's dick off. Do you like dick or something? Because if you do, that means you're gay. And on your profile page, you stated that you're a Christian......and, well, God doesn't like gays.

Kelita 0

Monday 7 February 2011 10:27

I agree Lorena Bobbitt his ass......bite the dick off.

tammy0312 6

Monday 7 February 2011 10:32

39 that was really ignorant. Although, it is weird that he mentions dicks going in mouth a little too much. Either way God loves everyone gay or straight he just condones sodomy. At least that's what the bible says, which has many inconsistency's, is written by humans, and it was the early christians that chose what scriptures would be included. I'm sorry to hear that OP, I can't imagine how hard that must be to find out.

Stevefett 0

Monday 7 February 2011 9:47

There has got to be a way out of that due to the extreme circumstances.

perdix 29

Monday 7 February 2011 10:17

How anti-climacatic! I thought the best part was going to be all those STDs you'll be getting. If you're so obsessed with money issues, why not go for a three-way? It'll reduce your rent by 33%!