Time flies by

By ohdear - 27/01/2011 13:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, my husband and I are celebrating our 5th wedding anniversary. It's also the 5th anniversary of the last time he made me orgasm. FML
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InsaneGenius 0

You need to guide him and tell him what to do. He can't read your mind ya know. If he just doesn't care, then FYL.

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allmidnighteyes 10

THIS. You need to let him know what you need in order to get an ******. You're most likely not gonna reach ****** by vaginal stimulation alone, you need clitoral stimulation, and if it involves you teaching him how to go down on you, then just roll with it. Communication is key. Don't fake it and falsely boost his confidence, because that way, he thinks he's doing something right and will just keep doing whatever it is he's doing wrong.

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shadow1917 0

wow seriously ur complaining bout this shit WTF?? at least ur still married and he loves u enough to actually stay with u ydi op.

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angels_siren 0

aww that sucks :( as a woman you should touch yourself more, if he wont do it, to help yourself reach the finish line, theres nothing wrong with that. Just like theres nothing wrong with wanting your pleasure also

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angels_siren 0

97- my boyfriend says it takes too long to make me, but after the first one finally comes then its soooo much easier to reach ****** after ****** (in one session) XD

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bugmenotmofo 34

well, you knew what was marriage all about, serves you right for trying anyway

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22cute 17

I was married 7 years & never had an ****** with my husband. :( But I used to lie in bed & get off beside him when he was sleeping. It took me years of work to learn WHAT to ask for & how to ask. Nice girls don't get that kind of education. One of the things I learned was to be more choosy about men. Some have a sexy touch & some are just self absorbed.

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yawndiver 2

put on the dress again, maybe it's his fetish. ;)

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NasinD 0

maybe its cuz he's too busy with the maid!

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olpally 32

hes a one and done kind of guy.. fyl... good luck with your next husband after u divorce this one for only ringing your bell once..

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cudd80 0

he needs pointers,or u need a new husband

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