Time flies by

By ohdear - 27/01/2011 13:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, my husband and I are celebrating our 5th wedding anniversary. It's also the 5th anniversary of the last time he made me orgasm. FML
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InsaneGenius 0

You need to guide him and tell him what to do. He can't read your mind ya know. If he just doesn't care, then FYL.

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allmidnighteyes 10

THIS. You need to let him know what you need in order to get an ******. You're most likely not gonna reach ****** by vaginal stimulation alone, you need clitoral stimulation, and if it involves you teaching him how to go down on you, then just roll with it. Communication is key. Don't fake it and falsely boost his confidence, because that way, he thinks he's doing something right and will just keep doing whatever it is he's doing wrong.

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stlphil 0

You used to be really funny, but now you just seem to have a negative outlook on things. What's changed, perdix?

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andrealovvve 17

You and your husband must suck in bedd

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DisgruntledArg 0

I seriously hope you've said something. if you haven't, it's your own fault

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dreamer4466 0

some time's we need help on how to mate the women love happy.

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jellyfishdelight 0

Maybe the problem isn't him but you douche bag.

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DBanker 0

You should either: do less ecstasy or have sex more often and if that's not working then you just suck at life.

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zaadam2 5

Okay, its posts like these that are a little bit ignorant. Do you realize that most women that are sexually active do not get an ******? Most don't. For those that are lucky enough, congrats. But the reality is most don't get there from their partners and only are able to do it by themselves. Don't believe me? If you all remember "Loveline" that was on the radio about 6 years ago with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla, Dr. Drew had to have significant discussions with people calling in saying that their boyfriends couldn't get them to that peak and the fact is, its just a fact that most women don't get that climax. Just some info.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Most women don't get that climax... through vaginal intercourse. There are other ways the man could get her off. He's not handicapped.

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DoobieBitch13 0

Maybe If you Suck Him Off First, You Might Have Better Luck.

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ckkc 0

Then stop faking it and after gossip about it with other miserable friend of yours and communicate with your husband! or dont and continue fuc•ing your life

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