Time flies by

By ohdear - 27/01/2011 13:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, my husband and I are celebrating our 5th wedding anniversary. It's also the 5th anniversary of the last time he made me orgasm. FML
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InsaneGenius 0

You need to guide him and tell him what to do. He can't read your mind ya know. If he just doesn't care, then FYL.

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allmidnighteyes 10

THIS. You need to let him know what you need in order to get an ******. You're most likely not gonna reach ****** by vaginal stimulation alone, you need clitoral stimulation, and if it involves you teaching him how to go down on you, then just roll with it. Communication is key. Don't fake it and falsely boost his confidence, because that way, he thinks he's doing something right and will just keep doing whatever it is he's doing wrong.

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heyidcstfu 0

that would have been an early divorce for me

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xwingman 0

I could very much help you in that department

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nhspartygirl 0

Ya guys do need to step it up! No wonder so many girls are switching to the other side... leave more open for me to please...

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kbroom4 0

don't fake it with him. let him know. he's your husband. I'm sure he wants you to be pleasured too. communicate your likes and dislikes. try new things.

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ulicksam 0

YDI. If you can't speak up and tell him, and show him what you need to get off, you have no one to blame but yourself. And if you fake it, you're only doing the opposite - teaching him that what he's doing IS getting you off.

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fearfulsymmetry 1

OP: it is not your husband's duty and obligation to ensure that YOU get an ******, you need to contribute to it as well. Why have you stayed quiet for 5 years? I don't understand, if you're not enjoying sex as much as you used to, why aren't you discussing that with your husband? You deserve it completely. It takes two people to have sex. And if you're faking orgasms, then you're only making the situation worse because he thinks that what he's doing is pleasing you. This is such a stupid FML.

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kazumaslayer666 3

yes 66 you will die alone... yeah you'll get laid but at the end of the day when your sitting alone with no one in love with you while you lie to yourself all you need from a guy is sex because without ****** they know you will become a cheating neglectful horrible person. last time I checked most marriage vows concern sex. :D I'm tired lol oh and op do you try and make it fun or do you just lay there like a dead fish? get on top and take control unless he is a premature ejaculator ride him to your hearts content and you both win.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

I'm not sure whether you were talking to me (#65) or #66... Neither of our comments apply. I'm sure you missed the point of my post. Please make sure your comment responds to the correct person.

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