Money and Kids: Time out

Time out

By Starfucks - 17/12/2015 02:55 - United States - Bensalem

Today, I was in Starbucks with my daughter when she noticed a travel cup she liked. She picked one up and asked for it, but I said no because it was expensive. She angrily slammed it back into its stand and in the process, knocked over a display of ceramic mugs. I had to pay for each broken mug. FML

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Kitchen nightmare

By Defeated by cups - 21/11/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I tried to get a cup from the designated cabinet. As soon as I opened it, a glass cup fell down, which I narrowly saved from breaking by having it bounce off my foot. Obviously, that didn't feel good. But you know what also didn't feel good? The travel mug falling on my head immediately afterward. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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In through the out door

By NeedTea - 21/12/2018 06:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at Starbucks to get tea before work and was surprised that there wasn't a line. As I was leaving, the automatic door closed, knocking my tea out of my hand. I headed back in, only to discover a huge line had formed and they made me pay for the replacement that their door spilled. FML

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By lucas_urev - 15/09/2014 22:19 - United States - Cold Spring Harbor

Today, I had made a cup of my favorite coffee, which I had recently found to be discontinued. To accompany this last cup, I went to get a muffin. As I turned around, I see my son pouring the cup out because I out put it next to the sink and he thought it was dirty. FML

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Child labor

By great parenting pal - 11/08/2020 02:01

Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML

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Do it then

By Anonymous - 14/08/2009 01:59 - United States

Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a customer spilled her drink all over the counter. After I cleaned up her spill and remade the drink (for free), she exclaimed, "Thanks! I should really tip you!" Then she turned around, walked directly past the tip jar, and left the store. FML

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By Coffee - 06/08/2018 16:30

Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML

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By horrible daughter - 24/08/2013 10:23 - United States - Santee

Today, I was feeling guilty about an argument I had with my mother right before she left to go shopping. When she got back, I ran to give her a hug and tell her I loved her. Unfortunately, in the process, I knocked over and broke her new $200 vase. FML

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By overpriced coffee shop worker - 17/11/2012 18:35 - United States - Rowland Heights

Today, while working at the coffee shop, I had to empty the garbage cans. One of the bags gave way, and all the half-finished cups of coffee spilled all over my uniform. Most customers' orders cost more than I make per hour. FML

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What's the deal with handbags?

By Clumsy - 18/03/2022 02:00

Today, a customer yelled and cursed at me, splashing spittle in my face, and to top it all off she wished “my mom would die in a fire.” All this because I accidentally spilled her milkshake all over her Louis Vuitton handbag. Apparently, it “costs more than my rent.” FML

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fumanshu 9

Thursday 17 December 2015 12:08

Assign money to chores, and have her do those extra chores till she works to pay it off herself. That's what my mom did! She taught me a very valuable lesson that way. Good luck op!

pixierara 28

Thursday 17 December 2015 12:09

Please tell me she's like 6 and not 16

Comments

Witchylady 17

Friday 18 December 2015 1:42

Your daughter needs a good slap. Plus I hope you told her that she will be paying of the debt and grounded until she learns some manners

tlnorman 18

Friday 18 December 2015 1:47

Sounds like she's a little brat. Sorry OP, I Hope you properly disciplined her.

Asinger06 1

Friday 18 December 2015 2:39

I would have denied her starbucks, and been like bummer, because of your attitude now I can't buy you a drink. And I'd cut her off from all electronics. Ground her. And let her work off the amount you paid.

ChrisMora 16

Friday 18 December 2015 2:57

If I did that to my mom, She'd probably take the money from my bank account, and then I'd get hell from my dad.

Ninja_Alchemist 2

Friday 18 December 2015 3:27

child better repay you the money owed no allowance/get a job (if she's old enough)

Astrobomb 21

Friday 18 December 2015 3:28

I hope you kicked her ass

freehandjobs 6

Friday 18 December 2015 4:30

Man I would have her doing every chore under the sun until she hated me

DrumLegend01 10

Friday 18 December 2015 11:25

Tell the store owner to deal with her and then walk the **** out

SickAdam 3

Friday 18 December 2015 13:17

I hope she got a good old fashioned spanking for this!

momac86 17

Friday 18 December 2015 16:20

No SHE would have been paying for it and she should pay you double for her crappy spoiled brat attitude and then she should buy YOU the travel mug maybe then she'll appreciate things more