Time to pretend

By fmeplease - 31/05/2009 21:10 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was cleaning out my bedside table when I came across some condoms I bought on my 18th birthday, to use the first time I had sex. They expired five years ago. I'm still waiting for my first time. FML
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imajinethat 0

Well, the good news is, you just got ****** by life. :) Congrats.

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Animati0n 0

So? It's not a bad thing.

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WTFreversed 5

you don't need to wait any longer I'm here (y). jokes you'll do it one day

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tayza249 20

did nobody notice the fact that OP is a WOMAN? there are so many comments saying to go out and find a girl.. if she finds a girl she won't need the condoms!

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yummcookie 0

for a guy it can be very hard (no pun intended) if he can't find a girl who's willing, then he isn't getting any.

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cloudaboveyou 0

Ur a girl just hitthe club

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krisskrossed 5

I'm 16 and I still haven't lost my virginity:) I made a promise to my mom. It's the only one I refuse to break. No sex before marriage:) So don't feel bad, OP. I'm waiting for the right one. It's always better to.

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Mira Lux 26

No, OP bought it when he was 18, and it expired when he was 23.

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Anikaaaaa 31

Probably older than 23. They expired 3 years ago, and condoms can last for about 2-3 years. OP is 25 or 26 most likely. (Of course she's older now).

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Mr_Scissors 9

mat least you know you're clean, and when you have your first it'll be way more special because you can date and not be just trying to "get laid". Your time will come.

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