Time to pretend

By fmeplease - 31/05/2009 21:10 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was cleaning out my bedside table when I came across some condoms I bought on my 18th birthday, to use the first time I had sex. They expired five years ago. I'm still waiting for my first time. FML
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imajinethat 0

Well, the good news is, you just got ****** by life. :) Congrats.

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Animati0n 0

So? It's not a bad thing.

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RefinedMotion 0

to...like half these comments. a WOMAN posted this. pay attention to what you read before you respond and sound dumb. and dont worry, you'll do it sometime and it'll be great. caz sex just is. but you dont need to rush or worry about it. what happens, happens.

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hootersgirl 0

at least you don't have aids from some ***** yet :D

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Skittles_Cat_09 0

u want us to make funn of yu?

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hobosaresexy 0

apparently pretty hard. but really. this person is an ancient virgin.

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Blacksteel56 3

I feel quite sorry for you... but you should of come to High Wycombe a girl can't seem to go through 16 years of age without having it in every area in the town...ask my ex g/f lmao!

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needsagf14 12

here's an idea- get married THEN do it

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Funky_Daniel 0

Have u seen the movie the 40 year old virgin.

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babyqeelove 0

i dont understand if this is a fml? your waiting for marriage on your first time. some of us cant do that. congrats :)

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