Time to pretend

By fmeplease - 31/05/2009 21:10 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was cleaning out my bedside table when I came across some condoms I bought on my 18th birthday, to use the first time I had sex. They expired five years ago. I'm still waiting for my first time. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Well, the good news is, you just got ****** by life. :) Congrats.

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WTFIWWP 0

aww, too bad you are in Europe

Has nobody actually seen that the OP is a female...and since she had condoms she's probaby not lesbian, so stop giving her advice on how to get into chicks!!

I'm waiting for my first time too. Why don't we hook up together?

don't worry you'll get there soon... but I'm 15 and I've been laid, so you gotta try harder man

ok, listen, I'll be in the UK in a few months. If you would like..... wink wink, nudge nudge, SAY NO MORE!

The people saying "you need to get laid" really need to hush. I heard that a lot. In four days, it will one year since the morning that I gave in to the pressures. I would take it back in a heartbeat if I were given the chance. Your time will come, and I wish you the best. I hope it is worth remembering.

lasthope03 0

Dont feel bad, I'm 23 and still haven't done it yet, and I also have friend who is 26 and still a virgin.

HEy don't feel too bad, i'm 26 and still a virgin. So if you're ever in the US hit me up. ;-)