Time to pretend

By fmeplease - 31/05/2009 21:10 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was cleaning out my bedside table when I came across some condoms I bought on my 18th birthday, to use the first time I had sex. They expired five years ago. I'm still waiting for my first time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 76 269
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Same thing different taste

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Well, the good news is, you just got ****** by life. :) Congrats.

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Best to wait for it to be something worth remembering! Wait for the right person!

AnotherHeadcase 0

You know, there's honestly nothing wrong with that. Being a virgin is honestly just a state of being, nothing shameful in my view.

davek 36

I'm 23 and a virgin... and this woman seems to be from the same county as me... hey maybe we should meet... see what happens.

ccdita 0

Hey, being a virgin at an older age (than most people lose it) is perfectly fine. At least you're not some **** with an STD or something. You'll lose it eventually and it'll be awesome! Be optimistic.

Hah hey, seems like there are a few of us in the same boat. I probably would've made up an FML like this before reading the comments.

it isn't a fml for a girl to be a virgin. though you are missing out on valuable life experience

is this a joke, seriously its not hard for a girl to get laid, seriously wtf, r u like deformed or something cause most guys aint that picky over a one night stand

you gotta decide what you want, I mean if you really wanted to get laid you could have done it for sure. that's what bars and booze are for. It is widely considered impolite and rude in western cultures for a young male to turn down a female. Especially so when the act of coitus is involved. Seems you have some self-esteem problems, but then, who am I to preach, I'm just a kid.

darkblue_13 0

I'd say FYL. Not because you are a virgin, but by the way you said "waiting for my first time" it sounds like you haven't even had an opportunity