Time waster

By le_evan - 29/10/2012 20:49 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
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Welshite 39

Relationships are built on more than sex. You might need to reevaluate your attraction to him.

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Andurrr 3

I'm not sure if he lasted for a couple of seconds, or if you wear an astronaut suit every day.

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TreyDuhh 10

It happens to the best of us, give him another go at it xD

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unwantedmemories 5

Oh dear, i do have the same experienced too. I am in love with him for years before he confessed. Our first ever sex, my first time as well lasted less than a min. Don't know if i should be thankful that the duration of pain is short or what, hahaha

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Mucitel1 5

you will need to work on that. It gets better after some time.

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dearmeh 10

Should that even matter? Or were you just crushing on him for his looks?

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dragonrider1959 18

It's not really his fault, he's probably embarrassed

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squeekstir 10

That's good! He if he came quickly you obviously turn him on! Lol

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