Time waster

By le_evan - 29/10/2012 20:49 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
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Welshite 39

Relationships are built on more than sex. You might need to reevaluate your attraction to him.

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Andurrr 3

I'm not sure if he lasted for a couple of seconds, or if you wear an astronaut suit every day.

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Hellbound_Alleee 14

Uh, what--does he not have hands or a tongue? Next time, you come first. That goes for every other guy.

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Zyde 12

he was excited thats all.

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dabeast15 7

Sounds like he was fantasizing about op and masturbating alot so when it came time he just blew it

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mmw1088 4

You should have made him go a second time.

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chinagirl3343 8

Oh give him another chance. If you really like him! It happens if it's been a while... Completely normal.

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Kathts7 12

If you really like him then don't let that be a problem. Hé probably feels terrible about it. If you do it more he'll eventually last longer

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KVendetta 0

I HaD the same issue. Our flirting and teasing for thepast years were better then the real thing. Very disappointing

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Quimpo 14

if you really like him then u should base your feelings of who he is and not sex

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yusaku02 20

maybe he was nervous, give him another shot. Unless you were just crushing on him for years just in hopes of a one night stand.

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