Time waster

By le_evan - 29/10/2012 20:49 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
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Welshite 39

Relationships are built on more than sex. You might need to reevaluate your attraction to him.

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Andurrr 3

I'm not sure if he lasted for a couple of seconds, or if you wear an astronaut suit every day.

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ImYoursAlways 3

It was probably the best thirty seconds of his life.

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Metthew 15

That's too bad, put perhaps you should give him a second (or more) chances - if he's had a long brake, he might not be good at lasting really long.

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pdp_fml 21

Well, you should have tried a second time. It takes longer when you do it a second time.

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lostmongoose 23

So you crushed for 5 years then are disappointed when jumping straight in the sack isn't amazing? I'm gonna skip all the maybe he isn't a man ***** and was also really into you. What about the whole middle relationship part? The sexual build? The learning how to actually please each other? You kinda set yourself up for this one.

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secretbagofstuff 4

Maybe you just take really long to get dressed?...

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Chinman05 4

Wow no morals or values anymore let's just all sleep with everyone! ;)

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_wraith 15

Hey, if she's single and he's single... than what's the problem?

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bcan 3

Give the guy another chance. I'll be honest, the same thing happened the first time with me and my wife. Never happened to me before and hasn't happened since. He was probably just as excited and nervous as you were.

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noisebox 1

Did he come in through the back door?

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