Time waster

By le_evan - 29/10/2012 20:49 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
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Welshite 39

Relationships are built on more than sex. You might need to reevaluate your attraction to him.

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Andurrr 3

I'm not sure if he lasted for a couple of seconds, or if you wear an astronaut suit every day.

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obri98 10

Maybe he had been crushing on u and was really lookin forward to this encounter. So much he got a little ahead of himself lol

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Sigil 11

He could of been nervous or he simply could be a quick shooter. That said, was sex the goal or something more involved?

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HooliganTank 0

Cant blame that new ****** feel!! Plus youre a bitch

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lifeisbullshiz 3

been there & done that - I know how you feel! :(

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emily_dee 14

Ahh it definitely does suck. But give him another chance?

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Ronican 1

I had that problem once so I made sure to make it up to her for the next year with multiple orgasms. give him a second shot you never know he might be the same.

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iamzikang 17

Why not do it again after some rest ?

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wannabemom 5

Give him time. Try again. If it was the first time he was probably nervous and really excited... Things get to a guy, ya know?

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Mr_Mole 24

Why are us men always judged on how good we are in bed? It's ridiculous, especially if it's the first time with someone. It's easy to get over excited or nervous and finish early, early on in a relationship. Give the poor kid a break. Just cos he doesn't live up to what you've been fantasising about for months, doesn't mean you give up straight away.

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