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Well that's awkward.
Wrong in so many ways...
I would have said "Well, I still think of you as a girlfriend" as I plow her and blow a load on her face. Then I would say, "Yes, I look good on you."
Creepy
I don't get it. What's the problem? 0_o
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That makes you wonder exactly why she was still letting you sleep with her...
Please tell me you pulled out...