'Tis the season to be jolly, falalala lala la la

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom hung her new "Christmas Clock" on the wall. It plays a different Christmas carol every hour, on the hour. It's only December 2nd and I'm already starting to understand why suicide rates sky rocket this time of year. FML
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orebes 3

My work plays Miley Cyrus Christmas songs. I work 8 hour shifts...

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Samisucide 1

Not cool dude not something to even joke about

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Unbearable_fml 21

Not really something to joke about, but FYL.

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LyricaSilvan 29

Or it could be because many people can't go home to their families, or have none to go home to. But, you know...being annoyed by Christmas music is a cool reason too...

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bobsanction 18

Contrary to popular belief, suicide rates actually go down during the holidays. They peak in early Spring around Valentines Day.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

My mom has two of those clocks and has since I was in elementary school. They didn't bother me then and they don't bother me now. They're really not loud, so I'm not sure why you hate them so much.

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