'Tis the season to be jolly, falalala lala la la

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom hung her new "Christmas Clock" on the wall. It plays a different Christmas carol every hour, on the hour. It's only December 2nd and I'm already starting to understand why suicide rates sky rocket this time of year. FML
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My work plays Miley Cyrus Christmas songs. I work 8 hour shifts...

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Actually, the suicide rate is highest in the spring, not around the holidays.

We have two or three of those in my house, and we've had them for as long as I can remember. They're part of a holiday tradition, and they always let me know what time it is. I love them. I think you need to stop being a Scrooge crossed with the Grinch and get into the Christmas spirit. Good God it only goes off every hour and they don't play the whole song. Believe me, I know. If it bugs you too much, get some noise-cancelling headphones or take the batteries out or something. Sheesh.

my mom has the same thing... I feel your pain.

My kid neighbour blares chipmunk carols I feel for you.

My mother bought the same clock o-o i know that feel.

Jadwee96 8

I had to listen to the Justin Bieber christmas album on a constant loop during my 8 hour shift today, so no complaining.

MorikahJo 4

My mom has had hers up since November of last year; you'll live! Anyway, I rather enjoy it.

Replace the batteries with really old ones. Won't shut it up forever, but it will buy you some time. FYL.