Underwear and Health: **** McGee

**** McGee

By BoobiePain - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saint John

Today, I got stitches in my breast. I never knew how much they jiggled until every bump on the road made my breast feel like it was on fire. FML

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By Janice - 07/11/2011 05:12 - Canada

Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML

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By J.O.S - 21/03/2012 21:06 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML

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By Lara - 08/01/2016 11:28 - Germany - Bremen

Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, I got a breast exam. I'd never had one before, but assumed it would be quick and easy. I had no idea how ticklish my boobs are. I burst out in uncontrollable laughter and kept instinctively jerking away. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 06:29 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 16:34 - United States

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

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By Ouch - 17/03/2010 16:16 - United States

Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML

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Ethics in medecine

By Savannah - 07/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Spring Hill

Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML

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The joys of motherhood

By Walaa Hamdan - 31/08/2021 04:01

Today, after a 3-day induced delivery for my twins, and after getting stitches down there, I woke up to boobs that are the size of footballs, and still no milk coming out. The pain of chopping them off at this point would be more bearable. FML

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What a tit

By Anonymous - 17/01/2021 10:59 - United States - Farmingdale

Today, I stabbed myself in the nipple with scissors trying to cut an opening in the supposedly hands-free pumping bra I just bought. I breastfeed my 5-day-old. FML

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noobienick 19

Thursday 16 October 2014 9:47

I guess they aren't your breast friends

lex1459 38

Thursday 16 October 2014 9:50

How did you end up needing those...? Sorry about the pain, OP :(

Comments

coldwithinme 14

Thursday 16 October 2014 10:51

That sucks OP. I wish you the breast of luck.

Ichiya 29

Thursday 16 October 2014 11:28

Tit sucks when you cut your boobs.

lilfrance 7

Thursday 16 October 2014 10:56

Well, just do as the runners do and sports bra it!

cocoshake 16

Thursday 16 October 2014 11:09

female struggles

AnOriginalName 19

Thursday 16 October 2014 11:34

Soooo... Does that mean you're looking for someone to hold them in place for you?

Ajkrumen 18

Thursday 16 October 2014 14:57

whooosh

its3esa 8

Thursday 16 October 2014 11:44

I agree with 3molliver3 اوتش شكلو مؤلم

smc3106 25

Friday 17 October 2014 12:45

Strangely, there's a button for that.

fsomelife 26

Thursday 16 October 2014 12:18

Is it that time of year again? Jiggle bells?

fsomelife 26

Thursday 16 October 2014 12:26

Seriously though, get better soon!

rushalm 7

Thursday 16 October 2014 22:05

This seems to be more like Jingle-Balls!:P

keiNan_fml 35

Thursday 16 October 2014 12:30

how did you end up with that...take care OP get well soon

TKDGuner 6

Thursday 16 October 2014 12:40

that truly sucks I am sorry

svenska75 3

Thursday 16 October 2014 12:49

You should wear sports bra

lobsta 9

Thursday 16 October 2014 12:52

I had to get stitches in my gluteus Maximus one time and had the same struggle haha!

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