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By BoobiePain - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saint John

Today, I got stitches in my breast. I never knew how much they jiggled until every bump on the road made my breast feel like it was on fire. FML
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lex1459 38

How did you end up needing those...? Sorry about the pain, OP :(

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blackonblight 32

Oh gods. I can't imagine the pain. Just reading this I winced.

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MrCantgetright 4

I volunteer to go around all day holding your breast still. It's a thankless job but it must be done.

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SnowKitten 14

Aww hope you feel better! That sucks :(

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sammehmac 1

OP here - Not breast implants. I was having a mole/area removed because it was showing signs of being skin cancer/melanoma.

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MrConcise 34

I've heard of fire crotch, but never fire breast.

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ironik69 31

OP, neosporin is your friend. Slather it on as often as possible. I donate plasma twice a week and so I have these gaping holes in my arms... So, I put neosporin on three times a day. It should help it heal up a little faster. You can also try popping a vitamin e tablet and put in on the area. Breast of luck.

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