TMI

By estranger - 03/01/2014 22:36 - United States

Spicy
Today, while visiting my grandparents, my grandpa decided to explain to me the real reason that the old sofa I was sitting on had always been so discolored. He says they were bleach stains left while cleaning up the mess made during my father's conception. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 168
You deserved it 3 732

Same thing different taste

Top comments

onealmxwilson 18

Hey be thankful it's clean. He could have just left the stains on there

TyT63 12

I thought this was going in a different direction

Comments

raininginseattle 9

Just don't go home now and ask your parents why your couch has bleach stains.

who uses bleach to clean a couch? he is probably just messing with you!

Most couch stains are either cat pee or that, I don't see why everyone is so surprised.

The saying "Some things are better left unsaid" comes to mind.

That's the worst! I hate when family members tell you things you can never unhear!

Ummmm....at least it was bleached. Still awkward though!

furry_jessaline 3

Hehe at least it clean but they really should of use lemon juice... FYL

Did he have a hard time, Explaining the membrane.

Insane in the membrane (Insane in the brain!)