TMI

By estranger - 03/01/2014 22:36 - United States

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Today, while visiting my grandparents, my grandpa decided to explain to me the real reason that the old sofa I was sitting on had always been so discolored. He says they were bleach stains left while cleaning up the mess made during my father's conception. FML
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onealmxwilson 18

Hey be thankful it's clean. He could have just left the stains on there

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TyT63 12

I thought this was going in a different direction

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pandabrr 12

The more you know.

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October3461 12

at least now you know how it got like that but my only question is why do they still have it?

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lsg3000 6

It's a wonder there was actually any specimen left for fertilization if he made that much of a mess on the sofa!

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chronickX 11

That couch must have some history... Kinda like The Simpsons' couch

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worldclassrager 39

I would have bleached the entire thing...have it the same color...well are you going to sit somewhere else for now on?

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Muttley9 13

Proof, yet again they don't make furniture to last anymore... how old is your Dad anyway? :)

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protected_by_9mm 4

well i would not be too worried assuming that they were your dads parents

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Xotoolyxo 16

What you don't know can't hurt you...but now you know):

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