By Bex98 - 28/09/2015 16:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a 60 year old veteran hit on me by pointing to his white hair and saying: "Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire down below." Then he told me vets eat free at Cracker Barrel. FML
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Bex98 6

Hey, OP here. This actually happened last year when I was 16 years old, and I was broke as hell and almost agreed. But then his wife showed up and he pretended he didn't know me XD

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cacheson 41

Sounds like a good deal, clearly you're missing out. :P

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NozomiTojo 21

Cracker Barrel sounds pretty shady... He could have meant his ass.

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yellowzinnias 20

I could probably deal for at least one Wednesday. Wednesday is chicken and dumplings night!

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Cloureed 9

I'd give him points for originality at the least.

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hoosiergirl94 31

So let's hit up cracker barrel

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rt58killer10 20

That's not a bad pickup line actually lol

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Bex98 6

Hey, OP here. This actually happened last year when I was 16 years old, and I was broke as hell and almost agreed. But then his wife showed up and he pretended he didn't know me XD

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Badkarma4u 17

Was it Roger from Mad Men?

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agrove12 0

Fyl op especially since cracker barrel doesn't even give military discounts. I've worked there for over a year and we don't really do discounts for anything except employees obviously.

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topside3 11

Just a guy playing his cards; respect for the effort!

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