By Bex98 - 28/09/2015 16:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a 60 year old veteran hit on me by pointing to his white hair and saying: "Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire down below." Then he told me vets eat free at Cracker Barrel. FML
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Bex98 6

Hey, OP here. This actually happened last year when I was 16 years old, and I was broke as hell and almost agreed. But then his wife showed up and he pretended he didn't know me XD

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cacheson 41

Sounds like a good deal, clearly you're missing out. :P

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NozomiTojo 21

Cracker Barrel sounds pretty shady... He could have meant his ass.

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rvontr88 21

Don't frown at a free Sunday special! Fried chicken!

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CliffyB03 28

So he's a red head and wants you to fix it. Gotcha

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doglady 16

Well, depends how old OP is if it is a FYL. Also, maybe a few decades ago he was pretty hot in his uniform!

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Guitargod446 11

60 years old and still spitting pure fire in his pickup lines

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enginsteve 17

Seriously? Vets eat for free at Cracker Barrel? that's awesome! I gotta check it out it will save some money on my grocery shopping. Thanks for the tip, OP.

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