By Bex98 - 28/09/2015 16:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a 60 year old veteran hit on me by pointing to his white hair and saying: "Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire down below." Then he told me vets eat free at Cracker Barrel. FML
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Bex98 6

Hey, OP here. This actually happened last year when I was 16 years old, and I was broke as hell and almost agreed. But then his wife showed up and he pretended he didn't know me XD

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Top comments

cacheson 41

Sounds like a good deal, clearly you're missing out. :P

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NozomiTojo 21

Cracker Barrel sounds pretty shady... He could have meant his ass.

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annas3 10

hasn't lost his game I see

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elektra2 16

I am curious to know how old are you, OP!

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shivakoushik 10

You say you're 12, are you the real OP? What's the point of anonymity when you're gonna reply here....

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jentrynicole 20

I highly doubt that's the OP...

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deathmec 20

#31- What is the difference between a joke and a dick? You can't take a joke.

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orios105 18

man, 60 year olds know how to spit game better than me.

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trellz17 19

Cracker Barrel tastes like shit though...to me anyway.

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