By Nicky_ham - 06/01/2016 04:56 - Canada - Regina

Today, a 65-ish year-old man told me that he's married and not supposed to look at other women, but that I tempt him. All while sitting next to his wife, who then told me I was going to hell. FML
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Soninuva 41

This mentality is what's wrong with the world.

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BloodyGlass 10

Hope you told both of them to shove their opinions up their dusty assholes.

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colder13 10

"After you!" would have been the appropriate reply to the old lady.

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Tears123 1

I have encountered worse at work. At least she didn't pay attention to him

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exos_blackpearl 10

Try raping someone and using that as an excuse. The Judge and Jury will definitely understand.?

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Zebediabolical 39

...if it even gets to court. Law and Order SVU isn't a documentary. Even though sometimes I wish it was.

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genshift 8

Actually she has that backwards; HE'S going to hell because he is a terrible person, and so is she.

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analbeadlicker 14

His wife sounds like the lady that you would ask for directions and she'd say she has a boyfriend, Aka a fat ****.

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