Transportation: Today, a 75 year-old lady drove into me. Her excuse was, "I wasn't...

By hurricane0331 - 24/06/2010 01:51 - United States

Today, a 75 year-old lady drove into me. Her excuse was, "I wasn't looking." Awesome. FML

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By roadkill - 28/02/2011 15:50 - United States

Today, an old lady hit me with her car, after which she said, "Oh! Not again!" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2010 15:04 - Netherlands

Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2019 00:01

Today, an old lady rear ended my car the light. Her explanation was, "It's a new car, and when I take my foot off the break, it just rolls forward all on its own! I don't know what's wrong with it!" FML

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By danman - 14/04/2013 22:20 - United States

Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML

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Spiteful!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 02:47 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML

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By JFC! - 31/03/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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Classic scam

By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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By karmaaa - 16/10/2014 20:56 - United States - Huxley

Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML

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By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

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Thursday 24 June 2010 9:03

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

paigeatsflesh 11

Thursday 24 June 2010 9:08

I ran into some guy before... my excuse was that I'm a girl and girl's shouldn't be driving. He liked it.(:

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FFML_314 11

Thursday 24 June 2010 9:59

Lol, that was incredibly random. Thank you Paige for the random entertainment :)

paigeatsflesh 11

Thursday 24 June 2010 10:02

Anytime ;D

kaileigh10 2

Thursday 24 June 2010 10:09

At least she told the truth.

crazykunuklildoo 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 10:22

that sucks

tuobuo21 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 10:47

lol hahahaha

Reaper417 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 10:50

**** chuck Norris he sucks balls

superbadd 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 12:31

bet u would like it if he sucked urz

GreenSpirit_fml 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 10:55

hahaha for some reason this reminds me of the southpark episode where all old people get their licences taken away :D

MarThomp73 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 10:57

YDI look for cars when you step out on the f'in road

the_Flirt 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 11:01

I'd tap te amo

daltonmarth 4

Thursday 24 June 2010 11:18

dude your a creeper pig gtf out of here with you **** fohawk.

the_Flirt 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 11:21

damn take a joke I'd like to see ur pic u nerd

AKaussiekoolaid 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 11:31

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