Transportation: Today, a 75 year-old lady drove into me. Her excuse was, "I wasn't...

By hurricane0331 - 24/06/2010 01:51 - United States

Today, a 75 year-old lady drove into me. Her excuse was, "I wasn't looking." Awesome. FML

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By roadkill - 28/02/2011 15:50 - United States

Today, an old lady hit me with her car, after which she said, "Oh! Not again!" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2010 15:04 - Netherlands

Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2019 00:01

Today, an old lady rear ended my car the light. Her explanation was, "It's a new car, and when I take my foot off the break, it just rolls forward all on its own! I don't know what's wrong with it!" FML

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By danman - 14/04/2013 22:20 - United States

Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML

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Spiteful!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 02:47 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML

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By JFC! - 31/03/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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Classic scam

By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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By karmaaa - 16/10/2014 20:56 - United States - Huxley

Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML

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By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

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TheRoamingGnome 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 9:03

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

paigeatsflesh 11

Thursday 24 June 2010 9:08

I ran into some guy before... my excuse was that I'm a girl and girl's shouldn't be driving. He liked it.(:

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emschick10 0

Friday 25 June 2010 4:28

I agree with 168. old people are the cause of most accidents where I work.

maddie1 0

Friday 25 June 2010 7:12

lmao! old ladies r the best!

blackllama 0

Friday 25 June 2010 8:26

I love old people they can spend as much as they want and do whatever they want because they're going to die soon. how did you know she was 75?

sprawlguard 0

Friday 25 June 2010 14:30

haha, old ladies ftw.

thatsrugged 2

Friday 25 June 2010 19:21

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris!!

dapheronixx3 3

Friday 25 June 2010 20:25

181 - np its only the truth ;)

dapheronixx3 3

Friday 25 June 2010 20:25

181 - np its only the truth ;)

JokeMeister 0

Friday 25 June 2010 22:24

Don't discriminate, punch her as hard as you would any 20 yr old. I am sure she would appreciate the sentiment.

GetaLifePlease 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 8:00

allstate are you in good hands?

ben110 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 5:28

respect the elders :-)

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