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By hurricane0331 - 24/06/2010 01:51 - United States

Today, a 75 year-old lady drove into me. Her excuse was, "I wasn't looking." Awesome. FML

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By roadkill - 28/02/2011 15:50 - United States

Today, an old lady hit me with her car, after which she said, "Oh! Not again!" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2010 15:04 - Netherlands

Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2019 00:01

Today, an old lady rear ended my car the light. Her explanation was, "It's a new car, and when I take my foot off the break, it just rolls forward all on its own! I don't know what's wrong with it!" FML

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By danman - 14/04/2013 22:20 - United States

Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML

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Spiteful!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 02:47 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML

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By JFC! - 31/03/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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Classic scam

By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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By karmaaa - 16/10/2014 20:56 - United States - Huxley

Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML

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By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

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TheRoamingGnome 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 9:03

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

paigeatsflesh 11

Thursday 24 June 2010 9:08

I ran into some guy before... my excuse was that I'm a girl and girl's shouldn't be driving. He liked it.(:

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sloop_fml 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 17:25

go go granny go'

fakeking2 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 17:34

mmm were u in a car or on foot? o.o

gongshow100 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 18:38

I drove into a 75 year old once...oh you meant in a car. My bad

zeke12345 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 20:06

I hate old people who think that just cause of their age, they could get away with anything:/ pedestrians have the right of way, that doesn't change for any driver, regardless of age.

paigeatsflesh 11

Thursday 24 June 2010 20:12

............thanks............I think...........

tboudre 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 20:37

lol! but fml? maybe not.

zabimaru1000 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 21:25

this would be the only situation where i would be angry at the elderly person. other than that, they are nice people who want to live life well.

TheNewGuy03 28

Thursday 24 June 2010 21:35

what in the ****? |the kid|

pyromcr 3

Thursday 24 June 2010 23:40

old woman drivers, a thousand times worse than just women drivers...

pop_a_squat 2

Friday 25 June 2010 0:51

At least she was being honest.

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