Transportation: Today, a black cat crossed in front of my truck and I thought...

By matiasbarbero - 16/02/2010 17:56 - United States

Today, a black cat crossed in front of my truck and I thought to myself that it was funny people believe black cats bring bad luck. Not even two minutes later, I drove my truck into a ditch. FML

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You deserved it 10 810

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

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You deserved it 13 893

By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML

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You deserved it 8 018

"Pspspspspsps" ain't gonna work this time

By Anonymous - 12/10/2024 22:00 - United States - Fresno

Today, I got into my truck after a long day at work, only to notice that a large section of the seats and doors had been destroyed by a feral cat that had somehow gotten trapped inside. I’m still not sure how it got in. FML

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You deserved it 76

By polish_chik - 01/09/2009 04:00 - Canada

Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML

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You deserved it 38 826

Gunged

By Anonymous - 15/11/2024 15:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, on my way home, a truck driver was speeding next to me and as he passed I saw his truck was the kind that takes livestock to be butchered. I was thinking that I didn’t look to see if there were animals in there. Suddenly, brown items hit my windshield. Yes, it didn’t "hit the fan," it hit my car. FML

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You deserved it 81

By anugla - 18/08/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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You deserved it 19 478

By Anonymous - 17/06/2019 20:48

Today, I'd finished cleaning the interior of my vehicle, but seconds later, a stray cat jumped in through the other opened door, and took a dump right in the center of the mat inside. FML

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You deserved it 176

By anonymous - 21/05/2010 17:26 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML

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You deserved it 8 482

Not the brightest moggy

By Ouch - 09/11/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my cat got outside and had the bright idea to walk in the middle of the road, right as a car was coming. The driver didn't notice him, so I had to sprint over there, leap into the road, and toss my cat to safety. He's fine, aside from being soaked (he landed in a puddle), but I've felt better. FML

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You deserved it 111

Dead man walking

By what did i do to deserve this - 03/03/2024 07:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I crossed the street at a crosswalk and someone in a big pickup truck swerved to try to hit me. This has happened to me multiple times. FML

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You deserved it 104

roaminginsomniac 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:12

It's not the cat's fault you can't drive.

xrod_fml 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:11

dude black cats ftw :p I see why ppl always go first!!! lol it's a big acomplishment ;p

Comments

DogmaT_fml 4

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:22

in soviet russia we run over black cats.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:23

Wrong. In Soviet Russia, black cats run over YOU.

knockasauras 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:23

are you oriental by any chance?

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:28

Are you a racist bastard?

Phaa 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:28

FYL :(

MadaZer0 8

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:34

**** ******* superstition! Cats are naturally evil pieces of crack! And I'm not saying that because I'm totally afraid of them >.> I saying it because its the truth~

compasseagle89 8

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:38

How is this an "I agree, you're life sucks," unless those same people also voted YDI? OP clearly stated that he was the one thinking about the cat (and probably not the road) and HE was the one who drove into a ditch. This isn't anyone or anything's fault but his/her own. Lol at the category though :D

HoesInaBox 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:41

That was not the cat. I believe that was your own stupidity.

XDNurse 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:13

loool in the case if black cat coming for you.... call Creed he'd be happy to greet him ;3

MadaZer0 8

Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:53

Oh rape him.... Which ever comes first ;)

tweetbaby14 18

Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:38

ewwwww I went to school with this guy that raped a cat then put it in the freezer. and I found out that same guy is limber enough to give himself a bj one of my friends showed me it was just...*shudders* no

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:43

Mad, I'm surprised at you. Cats are AMAZING! They're not evil (not all of them at least). I'd know because I have a sweet, affectionate kitty that is in no way an evil piece of crack :)

MadaZer0 8

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:47

The only good cat is a cat girl under my computer desk~

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:52

Mad: o_O' snickerdoodles: For one thing, my cat's a girl :) and she's stayed in my bed every night for the past 3 years.... ****! That just means my murder is past due :O