By sugarysofalof - 13/06/2013 04:22 - United States - Denver

Today, a bug buzzed into my ear. In response, I punched myself in the face. FML
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sugarysofalof 22

Hahahaha I was wondering why my bottom lip looked slightly fuller today...now I am reminded. This happened late last night. Somehow that response was involuntary. If that labels me with stereotypical American idiocy, so be it. I wouldn't have posted this on FML if I was looking for sympathy :)

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Cynical_1 26

You sure taught that bug! Hit yourself again...make absolutely sure it knows who it's dealing with!

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Fluffydemise 18

You think you punched yourself in the face. Not true. The bug burrowed into your brain and hijacked your motor controls. You are now under the control of the bugs. The war has begun.

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BrownSuger_96 3

Omg...!!!!!!!! i did that before i totally spazzed out

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Drifting 21

Don't you just hate natural reactions???

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FrankHotpants 31

We all over react once in a while, few days ago I saw a spider so I grabbed a tissue, slowly walked up to it, and proceeded to burning my house down. That's really the only way to kill them.

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crazybtch 5

well that escalated quickly... ;)

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helpfulwhale 12

That bug must have been scared shitless

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icepick23 12

At least you did not harm another person.

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Jemm_fml 29

Your punch line punched me in the face. Well done.

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cdgrayson 21

We all have coordination and thought issues sometimes OP don't worry about it!

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emydbby11 8

lmao omg that's hilarious that is so something I would do

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