By sugarysofalof - 13/06/2013 04:22 - United States - Denver

Today, a bug buzzed into my ear. In response, I punched myself in the face. FML
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sugarysofalof 22

Hahahaha I was wondering why my bottom lip looked slightly fuller today...now I am reminded. This happened late last night. Somehow that response was involuntary. If that labels me with stereotypical American idiocy, so be it. I wouldn't have posted this on FML if I was looking for sympathy :)

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Cynical_1 26

You sure taught that bug! Hit yourself again...make absolutely sure it knows who it's dealing with!

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Fluffydemise 18

You think you punched yourself in the face. Not true. The bug burrowed into your brain and hijacked your motor controls. You are now under the control of the bugs. The war has begun.

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amifaiyaz 12

Interesting reflexes you got there.

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DumbAndYoung 30

This is the greatest mental image I've ever seen.

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cinnamondemon 8

Aw man I hate it when I hear buzzing then punch myself in the face.

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gantatwork 4

Lol i couldnt help laughing silently at work, but just enough for people to think im retarded.

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ObsidianMoon17 12

I can only imagine a calm person just sitting there, then BOOM XD

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Bridget 8

I was taking a nap on the couch, and a hornet landed on my forehead. I punched myself in the middle of my forehead, and got squishy hornet guts AND a huge bruise!

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