Miscellaneous: Today, a bug buzzed into my ear. In response, I punched myself... - FML

By sugarysofalof - 13/06/2013 04:22 - United States - Denver

Today, a bug buzzed into my ear. In response, I punched myself in the face. FML

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sugarysofalof 22

Thursday 13 June 2013 22:21

Hahahaha I was wondering why my bottom lip looked slightly fuller today...now I am reminded. This happened late last night. Somehow that response was involuntary. If that labels me with stereotypical American idiocy, so be it. I wouldn't have posted this on FML if I was looking for sympathy :)

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Cynical_1 26

Thursday 13 June 2013 12:09

You sure taught that bug! Hit yourself again...make absolutely sure it knows who it's dealing with!

Fluffydemise 18

Thursday 13 June 2013 12:10

You think you punched yourself in the face. Not true. The bug burrowed into your brain and hijacked your motor controls. You are now under the control of the bugs. The war has begun.

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Abominations 7

Friday 14 June 2013 1:35

It felt your pain.

amifaiyaz 12

Friday 14 June 2013 4:20

Interesting reflexes you got there.

tabby21 3

Friday 14 June 2013 5:50

That's hilarious!

DumbAndYoung 30

Friday 14 June 2013 11:55

This is the greatest mental image I've ever seen.

tenac71 6

Friday 14 June 2013 12:10

I've done that.

kobykai 3

Friday 14 June 2013 18:59

Dont know what to tell you

cinnamondemon 8

Monday 17 June 2013 12:20

Aw man I hate it when I hear buzzing then punch myself in the face.

gantatwork 4

Friday 2 August 2013 9:01

Lol i couldnt help laughing silently at work, but just enough for people to think im retarded.

ObsidianMoon17 12

Thursday 9 April 2015 6:03

I can only imagine a calm person just sitting there, then BOOM XD

Bridget 8

Monday 29 March 2021 19:46

I was taking a nap on the couch, and a hornet landed on my forehead. I punched myself in the middle of my forehead, and got squishy hornet guts AND a huge bruise!

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