Transportation: Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad,...

By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

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By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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By shit_fer_luck - 16/12/2014 16:35 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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You deserved it 2 193

By Anonymous - 17/04/2014 16:01 - United States - Orange

Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML

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You deserved it 11 771

By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 43 597

By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML

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You deserved it 1 056

By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2016 03:40 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

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Jimster1712 0

Friday 9 September 2011 12:09

Double kill!

Tookie22 5

Friday 9 September 2011 12:11

Screw it. 2 insurance claims. Fix that bad boy up. Time at the shop will suck but maybe it can be a good thing and go ahead ad upgrade.

Comments

AngelLove251987 0

Friday 9 September 2011 13:43

Ur so invisible

bigjoekickass 0

Friday 9 September 2011 13:43

Damn that blowwwsssss

theghost1309 11

Friday 9 September 2011 14:04

Lol sorry but I had to laugh. The fact that two dumbasses did that to you not only in the same day but one immediately after the other.

Analtality 4

Friday 9 September 2011 14:05

Uh. Give me a moment to think of a funny pun. *2 minutes later* At least you don't work for Bang Bro's, cause that'd be a Banged bus?

Enslaved 36

Friday 9 September 2011 15:16

Haha, I know one of the editors of BangBus. He comes to my job all the time. Yep, he's a perv!

leadman1989 15

Saturday 10 September 2011 2:04

Can you help me get on it? Put in a good word? I have a nine inch drill bit you know.

GabbyCharityM 0

Friday 9 September 2011 14:12

"100 points!"

BloodyMary666 24

Friday 9 September 2011 14:12

Oh wow, that´s just bad luck!

cladbury 1

Friday 9 September 2011 14:30

Make your car more visible?

cladbury 1

Friday 9 September 2011 14:30

Make your car more visible?

perdix 29

Friday 9 September 2011 14:33

If two cars back into you, you probably have committed some kind of felonious parking crime. You might have to go to jail where you'll get rear-ended repeatedly.