Miscellaneous: Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have...

By a.white - 11/12/2013 11:58 - United States - Cheltenham

Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML

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Same thing different taste

Such a narc

By hatetheroommate - 16/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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Overreacting much?

By But you drink alcohol though - 19/04/2023 03:00

Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML

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By kp. - 03/09/2015 16:30 - United States

Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML

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By FFS - 06/05/2018 01:30

Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML

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By rolled - 27/01/2018 01:30

Today, my angry ex-girlfriend ordered a bong to my house in my name. I came home to my parents screaming at me, demanding to know where "the weed" was. FML

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By Joe Lizen - 07/08/2012 01:40 - United States - New Lenox

Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML

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By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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By ugh - 01/12/2015 03:52 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML

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By PetitPrincePerdu - 08/05/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML

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kinky44 28

Wednesday 11 December 2013 16:08

Does that mean "teacher" is slang for drug dealer? It all makes sense now.

JoeGrant 12

Wednesday 11 December 2013 16:07

From the context of it, it sounds like you're in college; so look on the bright side, the semesters almost over OP!

Comments

azyjazy713 11

Wednesday 11 December 2013 16:29

One word: paranoid

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 11 December 2013 16:34

Why? Because she got the code word wrong?

littlem91 29

Thursday 12 December 2013 5:01

Maybe he's saying "paranoid" IS the code word...

SMHsohard 22

Wednesday 11 December 2013 16:32

And she just passed the final for Jumping to Conclusions 101.

perdix 29

Wednesday 11 December 2013 16:34

"Dude, you got my stuff for Botany 420?" I think she's on to you.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 12 December 2013 6:56

I am crying from laughing so hard!

turdoblast 21

Wednesday 11 December 2013 16:35

if your nickname is a.white because your surname is White, then i don't blame the woman

DavidKnows 11

Wednesday 11 December 2013 18:27

WHAT??? Arrest everyone named "White"?

turdoblast 21

Thursday 12 December 2013 2:04

it was supposed to be a Breaking Bad reference... clearly, i have failed

swick25 22

Friday 17 January 2014 23:23

clearly you have failed

buckdharma 36

Wednesday 11 December 2013 16:37

I hope for your sake you don't talk like Barry Kripke, otherwise explaining to her that you do weed a lot and that because you do weed a lot, you don't do weed.

guineagirl96 38

Thursday 12 December 2013 4:33

That made me lol more than the fml

ZY1431 24

Wednesday 11 December 2013 16:39

honestly she needs to calm down her kid is an adult and all not 12 so no need to do the whole phone raiding and second jump to such conclusions...really? didn't occur to ask first before calling the school?