By ANNIEDBD - 23/03/2012 09:44 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML
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eyecon502 13

So she was talking out her ass?

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Rddvl 11

Haha. I can just imagine the awkward silence after she farted.

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waterpistol 4

girls don't fart

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traze 7

Who said they don't?!(O_o) that's a lie I say. Rainbows of poison and glitters of death.

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Katastrophe101 8

When girls fart it materializes into a vanilla scented white bunny and it hops away and it's gorgeous. Everybody knows this.

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skipzabeat 0

Don't mess with her she'll "blow" you away!

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Matchew89 4

just showing some appreciation for the dryest comment here. thank you :)

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heyitslexx 3

Gross. She couldent have waited until she was in the hall or her OWN office? Or maybe even the bathroom????

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bfsd42 20

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. "

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dontpanic_fml 32

Yes, 27, farting is always intentional. Nobody ever accidentally farts creating some sort of socially horrifying situation, or anything like that.

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ddeathbombb 5

Farts are natural

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

So is ******** on the floor, but we do try to control ourselves every now and then.

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berichsoon 11

One more fart and I'm calling security to kick u out

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florido_fml 10

How embarrassing..

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WCARlover 34

I hate when farts escape, it's so embarrassing >.< one time, cute boy, I was laughing really hard...yeah I think we know where this is going :/

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WCARlover 34

Yeah cause I'm sure you never fart -_-

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micahsmommy 13

I don't think that's what Ice Cube meant when he said "...put your ass into it."

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