Work: Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing...

By ANNIEDBD - 23/03/2012 09:44 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2020 02:00

Today, I farted during a Zoom call in front of our client. I thought mic was muted. My Team Lead had lot of things to say to me. FML

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By Sabre777 - 17/08/2019 22:00

Today, while as a therapist, a client made an audible fart and pointed out that she had done so. Shortly after, she wrinkled her nose as she savored the odor. She began to discuss her significant trauma issues. Before I could respond, her fart wafted over to me, making any mature response pointless. FML

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By sonotsuave - 04/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML

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By Mic - 07/01/2010 17:44 - United States

Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 07:23 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML

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Fartmageddon.

By dusty bean - 18/11/2017 05:00

Today, I held in an explosive fart during a co-worker's rant and waited a few seconds after he left the room to release the Kraken. Forgetting something, he returned mid-fart. Before either of us could say anything, our boss came into the room. FML

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By RikkiTikkiTavi - 12/11/2019 05:00

Today, I was working at my desk and wearing my new noise cancelling headphones. I couldn’t hear anyone around me, so I let out a nice long fart. Every desk behind me was occupied and the fart was not silent. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML

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By missmcfarty - 01/04/2016 01:42 - Australia - Townsville

Today, I found out that my CEO knows my name, when she followed me into the bathroom and called it out in a disgusted tone when I farted so loudly, she could hear it from four stalls over. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2016 20:42 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML

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Friday 23 March 2012 16:11

So she was talking out her ass?

Rddvl 11

Friday 23 March 2012 16:09

Haha. I can just imagine the awkward silence after she farted.

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phantumgrey 6

Friday 23 March 2012 17:02

Lol that sucks

eminemlqs 0

Friday 23 March 2012 17:14

Just an excuse man,companies always welcome those who overqualified

failgamer 7

Friday 23 March 2012 17:24

Wrong post

DomDomxoxo 16

Friday 23 March 2012 17:44

Wrong FML bro

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 23 March 2012 19:28

Let me try! Wrong ink, bro...

BunBunBabe 8

Friday 23 March 2012 17:16

She was just too concentrated on those sentences she was shouting haha

Snafuusmc 12

Friday 23 March 2012 17:28

That's a stinky situation...

mcerin 10

Friday 23 March 2012 17:40

Whatever she's probably fat

tiarrae 10

Saturday 24 March 2012 0:20

That's very shallow of you.

rattusrattus 18

Friday 23 March 2012 17:51

That's going on my list of '1000 things to want to do before I die, but never acheive them because I can't really be bothered'...

1crabbygirl 10

Friday 23 March 2012 18:04

Then all you had to do was not laugh out loud!

ClassicASaVlasic 3

Friday 23 March 2012 18:12

Too much Guinness Black Lager!

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 23 March 2012 18:59

Is that the dark, bitter-tasting one?

j_cat187 19

Saturday 24 March 2012 4:26

That's the good stuff

edfd3212 1

Friday 23 March 2012 18:42

Should've charged her extra for that.

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 23 March 2012 18:57

I too hate flash bangs.

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