Work: Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that...

By kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2016 13:20 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML

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By UglyApparently - 05/10/2011 16:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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By csor027 - 29/09/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

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By althornton2462 - 12/10/2015 00:27 - United States - Hudson

Today, I messaged the guy I've been seeing for 4 months, referring to him as my boyfriend. His response? "I didn't realize you had a boyfriend." FML

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By ddeit - 19/08/2011 02:10 - New Zealand

Today, I was having a chat with a customer. He asked if I was married, to which I replied, "No." Before I could say anything else, he said, "Thought so. You look too happy to be married." I was about to mention that I just got engaged. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2016 12:11 - United States - Richmond

Today, a girl introduced herself to me with the line, "Hi, I'm Anna. I have a boyfriend." FML

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Tuesday 21 February 2012 16:12

A client? like a your a stripper or something?

bjcr8978 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 16:09

Do you actually have a boyfriend?

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CourtCourtb 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 20:14

I hate people like that! Don't let it bother you, at least you are in a relationship. Obviously the person you are with loves you! That's all that matters! :)

bigredhokiefan 1

Tuesday 21 February 2012 21:17

The last time a hooker told me she had a boyfriend, I stared at her in disbelief too!

sliz225 6

Tuesday 21 February 2012 22:21

Aww. This happened to me, too. Well, more specifically, I said "My boyfriend dumped me," and they said, stunned--"You had a boyfriend?!" F our lives.

biglittlehead 12

Wednesday 22 February 2012 0:48

Exact same thing happened to me except it was a girlfriend an I did the dumping.

Techtacular 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 22:54

I would too if the prostitute I hired mentioned they had a significant other!

OHai15 12

Wednesday 22 February 2012 0:09

Well thats fantastic....

1crabbygirl 10

Wednesday 22 February 2012 0:28

Maybe your client thought it was unprofessional to mention your personal life to them.

ImSoEffedUp 10

Wednesday 22 February 2012 0:51

Wow.... There must be sumthin wrong with your looks or attitude or sumthin......

Akharr01 5

Wednesday 22 February 2012 2:16

Oh.

br0ccoli 14

Wednesday 22 February 2012 2:31

Your client must think you're too beautiful to only have one ;)

undrtheblnkt 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 5:18

What the op forgot to add, was that her line of work can be referred to as prostitution.

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