Kids, Relatable, Awkward and Hair: Wig out

Wig out

By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 18:00

Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a toupee. It's my real hair. FML

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Same thing different taste

By John LegoHair - 23/05/2019 00:09

Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML

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By poisonhand - 14/01/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

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By Xpresss - 02/02/2009 10:39 - United States

Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML

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Bad hair day

By Noname - 30/01/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2016 03:16 - United States - Houston

Today, at my retail job, I tried on one of our hats. My co-worker told me I shouldn't because I could get lice. I laughed it off and told her I didn't believe her. Man, do I believe her now. FML

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By lookslikeaboyapparently - 19/10/2010 21:23 - United Kingdom

Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 04:35 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML

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You deserved it 5 902

By Jayswizzle - 11/08/2010 08:10 - United States

Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well I pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can't look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I'm a swimmer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 161

You deserved it 4 596

By theboywithlonghair - 09/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML

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You deserved it 6 897

By hairdresser - 09/03/2013 09:05 - Australia

Today, my boss told me that, while he respects the fact that I have my own style, I have to stop wearing "that hideous wig" because apparently, it "makes the clientele uncomfortable". I don't have a wig. It's my natural hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 598

You deserved it 4 050

Michael Branchfield 5

Saturday 28 September 2019 22:53

is this President Trump?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 28 September 2019 18:11

At least someone's honest enough to tell you what a crappy haircut you have!

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 28 September 2019 18:11

At least someone's honest enough to tell you what a crappy haircut you have!

ajh1800 25

Saturday 28 September 2019 19:08

If the comment bothers you that much, go to the salon and try out a new haircut!

Michael Branchfield 5

Saturday 28 September 2019 22:53

is this President Trump?

Drai Gray 8

Sunday 29 September 2019 3:45

your hair could just look so good it doesn't look real...

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 30 September 2019 3:02

Time to start wearing a hat.

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Wig out

Same thing different taste

Bad hair day

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