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Next time deep throat it in front of him while looking him in the eyes.
Were you staring at him while eating the banana?
He has a crush on you, OP.
Sounds like he's got problems bigger than his ego.
It means you ate your banana in a sexual manner.
he is a stalker ..won't let u eat peace"fully"..
Tell him eating banana is really good for your health! It can prevent many kinds of illness and provide you energy!
Perhaps it would be less threatening if you brought in those mini-bananas. Maybe leave one on his desk with a note saying 'This reminded me of you'
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Probably jealous of the size...
File a complaint against him for being "unreasonably stupid".