By Anonymous - 18/03/2014 21:31 - United States - Arlington

Today, a coworker filed a complaint against me, all because I ate a banana at lunch, which he claimed is "threateningly sexual", whatever the hell that means. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 194
You deserved it 4 001

Same thing different taste

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File a complaint against him for being "unreasonably stupid".

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Next time deep throat it in front of him while looking him in the eyes.

Were you staring at him while eating the banana?

Sounds like he's got problems bigger than his ego.

It means you ate your banana in a sexual manner.

carterjanelle 9

he is a stalker ..won't let u eat peace"fully"..

Tell him eating banana is really good for your health! It can prevent many kinds of illness and provide you energy!

skittyskatbrat 19

My husband suggested you bring a cucumber in for lunch next time. And slowly peel it, then salt it, then eat it. Next employee potluck of any kind, you HAVE to bring "Spotted Dick."

Perhaps it would be less threatening if you brought in those mini-bananas. Maybe leave one on his desk with a note saying 'This reminded me of you'