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By DarkSerebii - 05/06/2014 15:16 - United States

Today, a customer at work said his table was dirty. I asked which one he was sitting at so I could clean it for him. For some bizarre reason he got pissed and called my manager over. He ended up reporting us to corporate, and my manager got written up. He's blaming me for everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 842

You deserved it 3 650

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2012 06:46 - United States

Today, at work, we had an extremely rude customer who started cussing at us, and my coworker started cussing back. I jumped on the register to quickly bring down the line, and apologized to everyone for the scene. A secret shopper was in the line and claimed that I was rude. I got written up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 910

You deserved it 2 476

By T_Willl - 17/11/2010 03:43

Today, a customer was rude to me, and I was rude back. He then asked for my manager, and I told him I was the store manager. He then identified himself as the corporate owner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 986

You deserved it 57 675

Let it out

By MrTandy - 16/09/2011 02:38 - United States

Today, I was working when I delivered the standard "Hello, how are you?" to a customer. He took the opportunity to tell me about his deceased wife, his estranged children, and his anal tearing. After a while, I tried to help someone else, and he complained to my manager. I was written up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 665

You deserved it 3 708

By Anonymous - 11/03/2018 01:30

Today, my manager cussed me out for being unable to keep a customer happy. That "customer" was a senile old twit who had wandered away from his carer, thought our shop was his living room, and demanded to know who replaced all his furniture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 428

You deserved it 393

By buggyluv - 30/06/2016 15:50 - United States - Edwardsville

Today, at my new job, a coworker offered to help me mop the floors since she wasn't busy. I ended up getting written up by my boss for supposedly being too lazy and making other people finish my work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 363

You deserved it 969

By jaa319 - 30/10/2016 06:35 - United States

Today, a customer asked for my manager's number, my bosses number, corporate's number and filled out a complaint form, all because we kindly asked him not to sit his kid on the counter due to safety concerns. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 344

You deserved it 623

Asshat walking

By Bad employee - 28/06/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, a random customer at work admonished my coworker for being on her phone. During our lunch break. As he walked away, my coworker muttered, "What the fuck is his problem?" I nodded in agreement. He heard her and saw me nodding. As did our boss. Time to get written up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 724

You deserved it 176

By Almost Fired - 15/08/2019 12:00

Today, I got written up for insulting a customer last week, who then rang up to complain about my bad attitude. I was on vacation all last week. My boss doesn't believe me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 956

You deserved it 140

By robert - 31/01/2012 00:20 - United States

Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 471

You deserved it 4 222

By his word vs mine = me suspended - 10/08/2013 18:41 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 068

You deserved it 3 096

IllestRated 17

Thursday 5 June 2014 21:30

This needs a follow up. I want to know what the guy said.

SmilieAKD 20

Thursday 5 June 2014 21:33

It is so stupid how corporations & managers write people up or fire them over the stupidest little customer complaint. People are idiots. Someone shouldn't lose there job because someone else is a moron. They shouldn't get written up either.

Comments

Jakiro_fml 2

Friday 6 June 2014 3:38

that sucks,hope you are well.

xivoricbutterfly 25

Friday 6 June 2014 3:59

And slowly pat him on the head repeatedly with a hammer

Miss_Whipped 43

Friday 6 June 2014 4:10

"Maxwell's Silver Hammer", anyone?

tehdarkness 21

Friday 6 June 2014 6:01

I feel like there are more customer service FML's lately. I think that the entire population is getting meaner and stupider.

grashopper8 7

Saturday 7 June 2014 2:21

This is a fact which pollutes everything. :(

heyheyitshailey 17

Saturday 6 February 2016 18:04

*more mean *more stupid

bishop2563 8

Friday 6 June 2014 6:02

i know exactly how you feel. working customer support for 2 years already because i cant find another job (still hunting) and i have **NEVER** been more miserable in my life. ever. those surveys yall are quick to fail us on? we get fired for that quick! think twice before firing someone by giving em a half-assed survey... please. there's no reason at all we wanna piss you off exactly because of the survey. do or die basically. truth.

tehdarkness 21

Friday 6 June 2014 6:52

Yup. And a 9 is as bad as a zero, gotta get 10's. It's not out fault that the organizations we work for suck.

tool3rdeye 7

Friday 6 June 2014 6:46

Wow

Enkeria 30

Friday 6 June 2014 6:47

Welcome to customer service.

DarkSerebii 11

Friday 6 June 2014 7:23

Hmm, I wrote something with this exact wording about a week ago, and now it's here. Thanks for copying, "OP"

that_geibel_girl 15

Friday 6 June 2014 7:36

On my first day of work someone ordered the family meal deal(which is a whole pizza with 4 sides which can be differnt sides) I messed up her order and gave her breadsticks instead of fries and she cussed me out and asked for my manager