By are these people even HUMAN? - 01/08/2013 15:18 - United States - Bristol

Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML
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UnluckyGenius 21

He was just offering to cut up some fresh pineapple for his pizza.

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Tylerj1124 12

This FML needs more closure... What happened after he pulled out the knife OP?

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ShakeDisPlace 10

What the hell OP. You gotta have avocados on deck!

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

He sure sounds passionate about his pizza.

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gavagoul 10

Psychopath if you ask me.

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Brando23 13

Here's what you do... Kiss him

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gavagoul 10

Rub jalapeños in his eyes. That'll teach him.

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Enslaved 36

I think we located the forrest OP's knife.

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MooseKnuckle5150 13

Who puts avocado on pizza??

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brutal_banger 10

That's what I was wondering too sort of makes me want to try it

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FlyingPie 17

You should give him a pizza your mind.

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cmoney1992 9

Well... You can't blame him avocados are foodgasmic!

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