Work: Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that...

By are these people even HUMAN? - 01/08/2013 15:18 - United States - Bristol

Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML

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By sandwichmaker - 17/07/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

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By epicsandwichartist - 05/05/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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By mushroomless - 14/10/2015 05:40 - United States - Thayne

Today, I got yelled at in a grocery store by a customer who recognized me from the pizza place where I work. Apparently, I forgot mushrooms on her pizza earlier this afternoon. I had the day off, but thanks for the verbal lashing, lady. FML

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Customers from hell

By natalie the witch - 13/10/2022 22:00

Today, while stocking the shelves, a customer demanded I ring up his stuff. I’m not a cashier and therefore don’t have a login code to do so, so I told him as such. He then pulled out a knife and threatened to stab me if I didn’t ring him up. I’m currently writing this from the ER. FML

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Karen strikes again

By Anonymous - 17/02/2021 08:01

Today, at work as a manager at pizza place, I got yelled by a customer because they got one fewer paper plates than they asked for. FML

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I don't get paid enough for this shit

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was yelled at by a customer because we didn't have any ketchup packets. I work in a coffee shop. FML

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You deserved it 2 524

By CDeVeney92 - 17/03/2012 04:37 - United States

Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML

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You deserved it 3 192

By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

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You deserved it 1 385

By notfuckingpaidenough - 13/06/2015 11:45 - United States - San Leandro

Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML

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You deserved it 2 075

UnluckyGenius 21

Friday 2 August 2013 1:41

He was just offering to cut up some fresh pineapple for his pizza.

Tylerj1124 12

Friday 2 August 2013 1:42

This FML needs more closure... What happened after he pulled out the knife OP?

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BadApple88 29

Friday 2 August 2013 1:52

Run

thatnucca 36

Friday 2 August 2013 1:55

There's something going between him and that avocado for sure... A life or death thing...

PapaMoti 21

Friday 2 August 2013 1:57

You should have ran to the kitchen and grabbed a bigger knife. :P

VancouverGuy89 9

Friday 2 August 2013 2:00

Well how did this end?

grahmagog 14

Friday 2 August 2013 2:06

'murica

jaredfry17 7

Friday 2 August 2013 2:12

Some people..

logankyng 15

Friday 2 August 2013 2:12

Vato loco

xtna 9

Friday 2 August 2013 2:13

Avocados ARE delicious.

punkyboy 11

Friday 2 August 2013 2:14

did he get that knife from a guy he mugged in the woods

Ultimawolf25 19

Friday 2 August 2013 4:58

It was a girl that got mugged.

swordidfate 13

Friday 2 August 2013 12:58

Some people use guy as unisex just like dude

Baha_Gills 11

Friday 2 August 2013 2:18

Did you die?

illegalbeagle69 23

Friday 2 August 2013 3:09

Yes. OP posted this from beyond the grave.

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