Work: Today, a customer threatened to smash my face in because I wouldn't...

By Anonymous - 24/07/2014 21:23 - United States - Annandale

Today, a customer threatened to smash my face in because I wouldn't give him a veteran's discount on a donut. He looked like he'd eaten his way out of fat camp, and it seemed the only action he'd seen was fighting his way into a lard factory. Still, he swung fast, and I now have a black eye. FML

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By Whytetrash - 20/06/2013 06:32 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a customer broke my nose for refusing to give him a discount because the product he was buying had a fine layer of dust on the box. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 17:09

Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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By TheDrugsAreStrongWithThisOne - 20/07/2015 08:21 - United States

Today, a customer wanted corporate's number because we aren't allowed to sell pies after midnight. After a drug-fuelled cuss-storm, she punched me in the face through the open window and peeled out of drive-thru like a bat out of hell. FML

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By epicsandwichartist - 05/05/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML

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By fear - 17/12/2020 00:02 - United States - Denver

Today, an angry customer from my old job and punched me in the face before screaming; “You thought you’d seen the last of me?” I moved seven states over and she followed me here just to do that. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 14:00

Today, an old guy got nose to nose with me, threatened me, and spit in my face, just because I politely reminded him he needed to be wearing a mask. He had been coughing on multiple food items in my store. FML

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Fast food, hold the fast

By hails - 28/04/2022 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, at work, I’ll admit that I wasn’t in a good mood. I work in fast food, and I went to hand this guy his food without looking and he didn’t grab it. I got frustrated so I FINALLY looked. With an equally as upset look, I noticed the guy didn’t have arms, so I’d just been shoving food in his face. FML

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By Anon - 19/12/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop and I noticed that there was a bug on the guys face in front of me. Trying to be nice I lightly smacked it off. His reaction was to punch me in the face. Repeatedly. FML

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Breeders

By Anonymous - 12/07/2015 19:39 - United Kingdom

Today, a customer at the restaurant where I work reduced me to tears by screaming at me, as I nearly knocked out his 2-year-old with the kitchen door, after he let the little boy play on the floor behind it. Apparently, it's my fault I can't see through solid wood. FML

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Meggston 17

Friday 25 July 2014 0:23

If you said that to him, I'd punch you too.

Earths_Venus 25

Friday 25 July 2014 0:26

I think what a lot of the commenters are missing is the fact that it's a DONUT. It's not accommodation, or basic food, it's a luxury. If he can afford a donut he can afford full price.

Comments

superdom 12

Friday 25 July 2014 14:05

Hope you contact the police that's assault

LaUruguaya 11

Friday 25 July 2014 15:18

So you decided not to give the discount because of his weight? TDI for bring a jerk. You aren't the friggin donut police.

anyoldnamewilldo 23

Friday 25 July 2014 15:41

You deserved it. It is not your job to judge people...you are selling donuts for god's sake. How much would the discount have been...50 cents maybe? Quit power tripping over donuts and coffee.

anastasiamarie 8

Friday 25 July 2014 16:08

For the record, most people in the armed forces have to work out everyday. what do you think happens when they get out and stop? they gain weight from eating the same way not realizing their metabolism isn't as fast as it was. side note: how very god damn judgemental of you. You need to realize that anyone in the military fights for you rights to apparently be a judgemental dousche. very disgusted.

isuckwithnames 22

Sunday 27 July 2014 2:23

The last time someone in the American military fought for their rights was WW2 and even then you're stretching it.

mrhe3t 9

Sunday 27 July 2014 14:24

in reply to #212, I thought I was the only person who realized that.

middlenamefrank 8

Friday 25 July 2014 17:35

Really? You went on FML to defend being a douchebag? Y totally DI. And a couple more.

ShenaniganNinja 20

Friday 25 July 2014 17:43

A lot of veterans come back from service with PTSD and some of them put on a lot of weight. YDI for fat shaming that man who has probably suffered far more than you know.

night_saint 5

Friday 25 July 2014 18:30

I would've had him arrested, veteran or not.

CyberGothic 16

Friday 25 July 2014 18:53

Please tell me you called the cops and had his worthless backside arrested and charged. Being a veteran doesn't give you a free pass (and yes, I am a veteran).