By pancakelicious - 04/10/2013 11:16 - New Zealand

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Today, a customer was paying for his food. As he placed the money in my hand, he said, "Careful, those coins are sticky." I asked why. He replied, "You know, male stuff." FML
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You deserved it 5 056

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pancakelicious 6

To everyone concerned: Yes, I washed my hands afterwards. Also, I couldn't refuse the money since my boss was nearby and watching my every move.

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Top comments

junkman6 22

I guess we found out what happened after the visit to the mint.

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ItsAUnicorn 27

Seems he likes his food with a 'personal twist'

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AshleaJstudent 16

Hopefully you didn't have handle them with bare hands...

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StayatHomeSon 9

If you didn't do anything afterwards, you deserve it

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TheOrangeProon 13

Am I the only one who is more irritated than they should be when op's gender us assumed?

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LowExpectations 30

Yes #15, all people deserve to have semen stained coins handed to them. Now if you'll excuse me. (Bangs head repeatedly against wall).

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companion 14

Gross..hope you washed your hands after Op

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perdix 29

I guess he recently came into money...

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Cleu 12

Persia I bet the NSA have three people working full-time trying to understand you.

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jerryj 27

Now THAT's some pretty creative auto-correct right there!

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Bevspeaks 11

WRONG, that is legitamately disgusting NOBODY deserves a stranger's bodily fluids all over their hands

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Ready2Rebel 4

Personally, I would have refused the coins but that's me. Some people are just so indecent and I really hope OP at least covered their hand with something before if they took them. FYL.

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Nilla_Please 12

OMG I can't believe how sexist this is. I am disappointed that he said male stuff... Women are just as capable as men! Huehuehuehue

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DocBastard 38

Perhaps, but women aren't as disgusting and vile as men.

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Enslaved 36

How is this sexist? He said "male stuff" because that's what he had on his hands not female stuff. And if you seen some of the nasty restrooms I've seen in the past, you'd know women are just as capable of being disgusting and vile. :P *haha, my autocorrect hates the word "seen".

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mollyjynxjax 28

I'm with 58. Women can be pretty disgusting. I once went to a bathroom at an Old Country Buffet, and someone had decided that the color of the stalls was all wrong. So they painted it. With blood.

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Aussieinusa 5

#87 did it say REDRUM?

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Parkour_rocks 20

#87 Cannot. Unread. Dang you.

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anitriarose 5

27 is joking about how us women get butthurt so easily nowadays

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