By Doggotmytongue - 12/02/2013 21:50 - United States - Peoria

Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML
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cliffibom 15

Seems like she is into *********** so I think you would rather not go along

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ollie179 21

Please stop laughing your ass off, you're making a mess.

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buckdharma 36

Make sure you chew up all his things and pee on his blanket.

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gracehi 31

That's not cool. Don't hate him 'cause he's beautiful.

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perdix 29

Show her how you can lick your own balls and she'll want to date you.

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JR_Goes_Rawr 11

Just to be safe he should sniff her ass also.

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machiavelli2 5

And if that fails at least your dog can tell you all a lot his Valentine's date!

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DerrickJames 33

That bites, OP. everyone has it ruff on Valentines Day.

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apollojon 11

"Alsatian" your dog will definately have it ruff., OP. But dont worry, she will "rottweiler" and her fetishes are satisfied.

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EpicSquishii 21

21 what the ******* **** are you talking about? Worst pun attempt ever

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Eluveitie 9

It's trying to communicate.. What should we do?

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EpicSquishii 21

Kill it with fire. It cannot be assimilated into society and its return vessel is irreparable. We must protect our species at all costs

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KareBear7364 5

that's weird...you shouldn't wanna be with someone who prefers dogs over men anyway..

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gracehi 31

Well of course your dog has better game than you do. You know he's the cute one of your dynamic duo. And I bet you got him so girls would talk to you. Boy, did THAT backfire big time!

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stephenfryups 7

perhaps she was Alyssa Rosales.

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hanymandy 6

You really want to date a girl whose trying to date your dog? Seems weird to me

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tralala453 22

If she doesn't have a dog too that's a bit weird, be glad she didn't invite you...

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KiddNYC1O 20

The dog might get HER tongue.

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