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By amberrenee91 - 19/03/2013 03:29 - United States - Ellwood City

Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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Focus!

By gwengas - 30/07/2014 06:51 - France - Saint-ouen-des-alleux

Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML

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By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2014 02:47 - United States - Irvine

Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML

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Stalker vibes

By liz - 21/05/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I was walking around Walmart when this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk, so I followed him around the store, trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. He told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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By anonymous - 19/07/2012 22:31 - United States

Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML

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By what people do for money - 18/07/2014 16:45 - United States - Houston

Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML

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WhatsGoodBro 12

Tuesday 19 March 2013 10:08

Why would you brag to your boyfriend about some other guy winking at you?

Kalipczo 21

Tuesday 19 March 2013 10:15

Why would you brag about that to your bf? Trying to stir up drama? Ydi.

Comments

Lilo4life 26

Tuesday 19 March 2013 22:27

That was a jerk move. You deserved it.

hendix 17

Tuesday 19 March 2013 22:30

Probably shouldn't have boasted about that but hey, at least you know where to look if you guys ever want a threesome!

carebear808 12

Tuesday 19 March 2013 23:18

Hahahah best boyfriend ever.

RickRanck 1

Wednesday 20 March 2013 1:03

i mean i could see her saying that in a joking manner, but if that's the type of relationship then why would she be startled or consider it FML worthy when he retorted with a playful insult or joke back?

Ti_Zwazo 8

Wednesday 20 March 2013 3:23

100% Agree

ChancellorJ 7

Wednesday 20 March 2013 1:13

YDI. Sounds like a douchy move.

HeartOfLead 24

Wednesday 20 March 2013 3:46

It was probably his alergic reaction to make-up that made him twitch. By the way, this isn't an FML, your boyfriend was most likely joking (just like you jokingly told him about the wink). Sometimes FML is too lenient.

Sir_Swaggington 6

Wednesday 20 March 2013 4:16

He's just jealous.

cpt0bvious 2

Wednesday 20 March 2013 5:57

So many judgmental asstards! Who cares if she brought it up to her boyfriend? Derp derp, maybe they have a light and open relationship? Lighten up, enjoy the humor instead of picking it apart. Jesus.