Miscellaneous: Today, a DJ friend of mine offered me a part in one of his tracks....

By Cacahuete - 28/12/2013 14:46 - France - Villejuif

Today, a DJ friend of mine offered me a part in one of his tracks. I was flattered, and accepted. All I ended up singing was, "I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch" over and over again in the background. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 23:01

Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML

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By Jay - 10/04/2009 14:41 - Germany

Today, my mate came over wanting me to listen to a new music CD he got. It was by some unknown band, and at the end he asked me what I thought, and I said it was ok but the lead singer couldn't sing even if his life depended on it. Turns out my mate's the lead singer, and it was his own band. FML

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By northernlass - 20/09/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2013 05:40 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I was driving around with a few friends when one of them suggested we go in to an insurance company's office and sing their jingle. I'm an awful singer, so I was planning on lip syncing. Everyone else had the same idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 23:25 - United States

Today, I finally worked up the courage to play my friends the demo CD that I've spent all summer recording. I didn't tell them it was me. Not even 10 seconds into the first song, my best friend asked me to turn it off because it sucked. FML

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By tonedef - 09/07/2013 23:35 - United States

Today, after spending weeks working on a song that meant a lot to me, I reluctantly posted it online. The "friend" who'd convinced me to post it, commented, "This is the worst shit I've ever heard." He got 30 likes, along with a barrage of agreeing, equally terrible comments. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 22:29 - Canada

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML

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By None - 08/02/2009 17:18 - United States

Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML

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By Stage Fright - 05/12/2022 00:00

Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML

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By Dean - 15/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, after months of constant encouragement from my friends, I went and entered a singing contest. I sang and was booed off stage. Later on I found out my friends lied to me about my ability to sing, just so I could give them a cheap laugh. FML

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yoursucklives 36

Saturday 28 December 2013 18:50

that sounds like a lovely song!

gc327072 30

Saturday 28 December 2013 18:51

With the kinda music popular today, that sounds like it could be a #1 hit.

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scice03 8

Saturday 28 December 2013 19:40

You're mad because YOU sang that YOU were a bitch? K.

smokecloud_ 37

Saturday 28 December 2013 20:34

This is why I voted YDI. On another note, bitch is my favorite word and I would've loved to be part of it!! Jealous. :(

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 28 December 2013 19:53

It's a start you might lead soon...

peanutbrat 11

Saturday 28 December 2013 19:54

You should have asked for details before you accepted.

ZorroRooster 19

Saturday 28 December 2013 19:59

That sucks. Unless you're actually a bitch.

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Saturday 28 December 2013 20:06

Were you covering that Discobitch song? C'est pour la petite bourgeoisie... if you're from France y'know the one I mean.

justtheotherguy 12

Saturday 28 December 2013 20:20

What else did you wanna sing "would you like fries with that ? "

buckdharma 36

Saturday 28 December 2013 20:28

Did you sway back and forth for soulful affect.

jefrey 9

Saturday 28 December 2013 20:35

but you are not a bitch right???

mirrorfrost 11

Saturday 28 December 2013 20:36

...... what the hell happened to music with lyrics that actually meant something? Metal all the way!

steffidallasbfl 16

Saturday 28 December 2013 20:37

Maybe he's trying to tell you something

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