Miscellaneous: Today, a DJ friend of mine offered me a part in one of his tracks....

By Cacahuete - 28/12/2013 14:46 - France - Villejuif

Today, a DJ friend of mine offered me a part in one of his tracks. I was flattered, and accepted. All I ended up singing was, "I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch" over and over again in the background. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 23:01

Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML

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By Jay - 10/04/2009 14:41 - Germany

Today, my mate came over wanting me to listen to a new music CD he got. It was by some unknown band, and at the end he asked me what I thought, and I said it was ok but the lead singer couldn't sing even if his life depended on it. Turns out my mate's the lead singer, and it was his own band. FML

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By northernlass - 20/09/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2013 05:40 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I was driving around with a few friends when one of them suggested we go in to an insurance company's office and sing their jingle. I'm an awful singer, so I was planning on lip syncing. Everyone else had the same idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 23:25 - United States

Today, I finally worked up the courage to play my friends the demo CD that I've spent all summer recording. I didn't tell them it was me. Not even 10 seconds into the first song, my best friend asked me to turn it off because it sucked. FML

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By tonedef - 09/07/2013 23:35 - United States

Today, after spending weeks working on a song that meant a lot to me, I reluctantly posted it online. The "friend" who'd convinced me to post it, commented, "This is the worst shit I've ever heard." He got 30 likes, along with a barrage of agreeing, equally terrible comments. FML

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Belter

By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 22:29 - Canada

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML

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Your song

By None - 08/02/2009 17:18 - United States

Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML

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The Voice

By Stage Fright - 05/12/2022 00:00

Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML

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By Dean - 15/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, after months of constant encouragement from my friends, I went and entered a singing contest. I sang and was booed off stage. Later on I found out my friends lied to me about my ability to sing, just so I could give them a cheap laugh. FML

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Saturday 28 December 2013 18:50

that sounds like a lovely song!

gc327072 30

Saturday 28 December 2013 18:51

With the kinda music popular today, that sounds like it could be a #1 hit.

Comments

CestLaVieMonAmi 6

Saturday 28 December 2013 18:56

Sounds like the next Kanye West and Kim Kardashian song.

orphinz 3

Saturday 28 December 2013 19:15

Sounds like you have never listen to a Kanye album in your life. despite his egotistical presence outside of music he is actually an excellent musician and is generally well received by many notable sources.

Rainhawk94 27

Saturday 28 December 2013 20:26

Don't listen to Bruno over here

IceMan11 23

Sunday 29 December 2013 3:24

He's a lyrical genius... Not!

rocker_chick105 31

Sunday 29 December 2013 5:56

16: "that shit cray"- Kanye West Sounds like a songwriting genius. Not only do we have him to thank for the annoying kids who say that line, but also for the lyrically astounding song, Gold Digger.

Klona 7

Saturday 28 December 2013 18:57

This reminds me of the map song from Dora the Explorer.

bubblyhayley 16

Saturday 28 December 2013 19:57

and now were all singing 'im a bitch' to the map tune in our head!

Paradoxxxx 16

Saturday 28 December 2013 18:57

Haha, im surprised you agreed to it. Don't take it personally, sometimes you just gotta go with the flow :p everyone has their own type of music. I guess that's just what he djs for

DocBastard 38

Saturday 28 December 2013 18:57

Still better than anything by Miley Cyrus or One Direction.

arandomusernameaa 20

Saturday 28 December 2013 19:18

It could be... The best song ever! Sorry please don't wreck me...

Peachy2392 26

Saturday 28 December 2013 19:31

I work at a girl's clothing store and all we listen to is big time rush (is that their name?), r5, one direction and some other little Disney stars no one cares about. What's worse is that the little girls that come in to the store LOVE to sing along...as loud as they possibly can.

Sports_guy3 28

Saturday 28 December 2013 19:36

Doc- You forgot Justin Bieber!

buckdharma 37

Saturday 28 December 2013 20:20

Doc, please don't be hatin' on my Miley. Even her tongue is talented.

murdersquirrel 15

Saturday 28 December 2013 23:48

it doesn't take talent to stick your tongue out. ask any 5 year old.

Meettitan 14

Sunday 29 December 2013 0:53

#80, don't let Gene Simmons hear you say that.

Korra_fml 23

Sunday 29 December 2013 7:37

thats just part of his stage act. he doesnt do that off stage, at least not nearly as often as miley. she cant figure out how to even keep her tongue in her mouth. what a waste of a lower jaw.